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So I was just looking at the Internet instead of doing work, as so many of us do, when I came across this most hideous and horrible specter.

Watch Kirsten Dunst “Turning Japanese” in Music |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

Yes that is Kirsten Dunst.

Yes it was shot by McG of “The O.C.” fame

Yes. Takashi Murakami produced it.

I think the entire Japanese community should be very, very angry with the United States today. Possibly as angry as they were pre-Pearl Harbor. In fact I think this is like only slightly worse than Hiroshima. Just Kidding. Sort of.

But seriously. First the internment camps and now this?  We’re not doing ourselves any favors overseas these days, are we?

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4 Comments

  1. February 26, 2010 at 7:25 am

    Why, FTLOG, was this ever made? Was this an ad for pixie dust or a PSA against Kirsten Dunst? I will now have techno-colored nightmares. Thanks a bunch.

  2. BAS Writers
    February 26, 2010 at 9:21 am

    You’re welcome! It’s what I DO.

  3. Ben
    February 27, 2010 at 10:42 am

    Actually the Japanese are rather flattered and excited by this.

  4. Chloe - Pennywise Reporter
    February 28, 2010 at 11:00 am

    oh god, i had to gouge my eyeballs out just so i had something to throw at the screen!