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Broke-Ass of the Week – Flight Attendant Heather Poole

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On the heels of everyone’s favorite story about flight attendants, we have a lovely flight attendant as our Broke-Ass of the Week.

Heather Poole isn’t just another lady of the skies slanging drinks, she’s also one who writes about it. Besides her personal blog, Heather also has a column called Galley Gossip on the travel website Gadling.  And if that wasn’t keeping her busy enough she’s also working on a book of essays about her life at 30,000 feet.

Because we’re both travel people, I somehow came across her on twitter and we’ve been busting each other’s balls ever since.  I’m just hoping to one day run into her as my flight attendant.  But until then, let’s see what she’s gotta say:

Name: Heather Poole

Age: Who wants to know?

Occupation: Flight attendant, stewardess, sky hostess, trolley dolly, and my least favorite of all – a waitress in the sky.

What neighborhood do you live in?: Not too far from LAX (Los Angeles, California)

What are you listening to these days?: Besides people complaining? Silence '“ if I can help it.

Best money saving tip: 1. If you don’t NEED or don’t LOVE it, don’t buy it. 2. I’ve been pretty lucky booking high end hotels at deeply discounted rates by booking online at the day of my arrival.

What do you refuse to spend money on?: The hotel mini bar.

Most expensive thing you’ve ever bought: An IWC watch. Almost had it engraved 'œhappy birthday to me!'

How’d that feel?: Great – until I lost it.

Favorite cheap eat: Tacos

Favorite dive bar: I haven’t been to a dive bar in years. I’m all about the food now. A million years ago Brother Jimmy’s in Manhattan used to offer airline personnel buy one get one free drinks if we showed them our ID. That was fun.

Best deal you’ve ever gotten: 75% off at Fed Ex (airline discount)

Favorite free thing to do: Walk on the beach at sunset

If you woke up a millionaire, what’s the first thing you’d buy?: A house with a yard bigger than the 767 coach galley. Or maybe just a new wardrobe.

Despite not having money, do you still love your life?: I wouldn’t say I don’t have money. I’ve been very fortunate these last few years. But back when I wasn’t as fortunate money-wise, I gave up an opportunity to work for a clothing line in New York because they only offered me 50K a year. I didn’t think it was enough to live in one of the most expensive cities in the world. A year later I wound up living in Queens as a flight attendant making less than 18K a year. Had the best time of my life, too. Life is about experiences, and you don’t need money for that.

Do you own my book?: Not yet. Know where I can find an autographed copy?

Best hangover cure: Sleep.

Are you a hipster?: Probably not considering I’m going to have to Google the word and get back to you.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.

1 Comment

  1. Sprmcandy
    March 6, 2012 at 6:43 am

    Pretty Lady.