Win A Pair of Tickets to BevMo’s Holiday Beerfest

I know this thing looks all cheerful, but in actuality this just symbolizes that you're gonna drink so much you piss your bed.
Yup, it’s here. The Holiday Season is back and it’s gonna make you eat and drink like a motherfucking marauding viking. I don’t even know what that means, but I do know that by the time the Holiday Season is over I always feel like a monstrous beast who should be taken out back and put down like Old Yeller. And all that heavy eating and drinking is gonna be starting next weekend for whoever wins these tickets.
On Saturday, November 20th, BevMo is doing its Holiday Beerfest. There’s gonna be over 150 holiday, seasonal, and special beers from around the world for you to drink. I’m not gonna list them all, but you can click on that link above to see what they are. It’s pretty damn impressive. Normally these tickets are $40. There will also be live music and food, but I don’t even need to go into describing that shit because we all know that I already told you what you want to hear.
You wanna win tix? Send an email to Info@BrokeAssStuart.com and tell me what your favorite craft beer is. The winner will be chosen at random and your name will be added to my email list unless you ask me not to. Good luck buckaroos.