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Leo, Leo, Leo…where do I begin?  I love me some Leonardo DiCaprio.  My passion for him ignited in a little film called Romeo and Juliet, and has yet to fade.  The only time I don’t want to marry him and have lots of sexy babies is during the spitting scene in Titanic.  Mucus makes me gag.  Anyway, I digress.

The only way to properly watch/celebrate the glory of Leo and his Titanic-sized sex appeal is to hold a Titanic Drinking Game/Fajita Night.  Why fajitas?  Why not?  Invite your snarkiest, Leo-lovin’ pals over, and drink until the band stops playing.  Take a drink when the following occurs:

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1. Someone says 'œJack' or 'œRose'
2. Kate Winslet’s breasts make an appearance
3. Someone says 'œHeart of the Ocean'
4. The ship is eluded to being unsinkable
5. A person in the audience can repeat a line in sync with the film ('œI’m king of the world' excluded.)

Also, remember to take away the most important lessons the great film teaches us: poor people are awesome and fun, rich people are dicks, and Kate Winslet can do crazy things with her toes.

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