Arts and Culture

Old and Busted: Facebook; New Hotness: Google+

Sign up for the best newsletter EVER!


In a strange, meta social-media twist, I first learned of Google+ via Twitter. And I was all like, “O RLY,” but then knew I had to give it a try, whatever it was, due to being a total whore for Google. I kept refreshing the signup page until it let me join (unfortunately, the invitation feature keeps getting turned on and off). It’s FREE to join and use, but use is currently still restricted to obsessive beta-testing nerds like myself. Now that I and increasing numbers of friends are Google+ members, it’s becoming clearer to me that this might actually be the end of Facebook — at least, as we know it. You’ll get your chance to join eventually, and I want you to know what you can expect.

Google+, distilled to its most basic elements, is Google’s answer to Facebook. However, instead of merely saying, “Hey, we’re less smug than that little shit Mark Zuckerberg,” Google+ has improved the model. Rather than addressing privacy later, Google+ has made that a priority. This is most evident in Circles (somewhat like Facebook’s Lists but more intuitive and obvious and less of an afterthought): Instead of asking someone to be your friend, you can simply add him or her to one or more Circles on Google+: Friends, Acquaintances, Coworkers, Family, and so on. The best part of this is that no one can see which Circle they’ve been added to; you simply receive an alert telling you that you are in so-and-so’s Circles now.


Best Newsletter Ever!

Join our weekly newsletter so we can send you awesome freebies, weird events, incredible articles, and gold doubloons (note: one of these is not true).

You can also “follow” people you don’t know in real life but whose posts interest you (follow me!), somewhat like on Facebook’s fan pages or on Twitter. Each time you post something, you add Circles with whom to share it; you can even share it publicly so that the entire Internet can see it. No more forgetting to hide your drunk status update from Grandma’s Stream; Google+ forces you to make a conscious choice each time you share.

On mobile apps, Google+ gives you a cool feature called “Nearby,” which, despite some initial glitches, finds your location and displays recent posts from others who are physically nearby (if they have set a post to public). So you can see, for example, that your neighborhood bar is packed with douche canoes before you haul your ass down there.

Oddly enough, this is what I look like on Chatroulette, too.

Another fun social piece to Google+ is Hangouts. If you’re online, bored, and want to hang out with others without physically leaving your couch, start a Hangout to video chat with anyone in your Circles who accepts — you’ll all be able to see one another’s video feeds, so it’s sort of like being in the same room together. Facebook’s lame answer to that is just a one-on-one video chat released last week, and it’s another thing that Google has been doing for years and is already better at. In the mobile version of Google+, Huddles are similar to Hangouts as they allow you to text individuals or groups, and when someone in the group responds, everyone in the group gets a push notification on their phones.

Let’s wrap up my explanation of what Google+ actually is. I’m on Google Reader pretty much all day, every damn day. I like to read. But when my Reader is empty, Google+’s Sparks comes to the rescue. You can specify interests (bicycling, hipsters, comics, the SF Giants, etc.), and Google+ will aggregate the Internet’s latest turds on those topics. It’s like Google Reader without the work of adding RSS feeds. There will always be something to read, forever and ever.


The reason Facebook alternatives like and Diaspora have not exactly made the media splash that Google+ has so far? Well, Google is the fastest-growing email service and the most popular search engine among Internet users, so chances are you have a Google account. Little did you know that Google owns your life. But hey, it’s totally fine! Right?! Somehow, Google always tricks me into trusting it.

I have found myself wondering what prompted this big move by Google. Here’s what I imagine went down: Google walks into Facebook’s headquarters with a suitcase full of money and says, “Sell us Facebook, or we will destroy you.” Smarmy asshole Zuckerberg is like, “Shyeah, ri-hight!” And now this is happening.

So what do you think? If you’ve used Google+, how has your experience been? If you aren’t on it yet, what excites you most about the service?

Want an invite? Leave your email address in the comments, and I’ll see what I can do.

Images courtesy of yours truly

Like this article? Make sure to sign up for our mailing list so you never miss a goddamn thing!
Previous post

Cheap Beauty Tip of the Week: Cheap Sunburn Relief

Next post

Get on the Broke-Ass-Oregon-Trail

Sarah M. Smart - Red-Light Special

Sarah M. Smart - Red-Light Special

Sarah M. Smart was summoned into being on a distant ice cream planet
through an unholy union of Two-Buck Chuck and unicorns. They sent her to Indianapolis and then the University of Missouri's School of Journalism
to spread peace and big hair. Perpetually in mourning for the comma, she
has worked for a variety of print media, including Indianapolis
, Global Journalist, and Vox. Since moving
to San Francisco for the booming dumpster-diving scene, she has been an
online operative for such fine folks as , Neo-Factory, and
Academy of Art University. After a day of cat-feeding, hat-making,
dog-walking, vegan baking, and daydreaming about marrying rich, all she
wants is a margarita as big as her face.


  1. C Paolo Santos
    July 10, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Can i has google+ invite

    • July 11, 2011 at 2:49 am

      If you actually put your email down, yes.

  2. C Paolo Santos
    July 10, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Can i has google+ invite

  3. Noah Beecher
    July 10, 2011 at 11:08 pm
  4. Noah Beecher
    July 10, 2011 at 11:08 pm
  5. Fehbchh
    July 11, 2011 at 1:50 am

    Posts that keep jumping to the top of the stream are HELLA annoying!

    • July 11, 2011 at 6:18 am

      Just mute those posts by clicking the little grey arrows to the right of the post, now it’s no longer in your stream!

      So simple!

  6. Thefoundry
    July 11, 2011 at 3:04 am

    Google sure did nip that privacy issue in the bud. right in the terms of service.

    “By submitting, posting or displaying the content you give Google a
    perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free, and non-exclusive
    license to reproduce, adapt, modify, translate, publish, publicly
    perform, publicly display and distribute any Content which you submit,
    post or display on or through, the Services.
    You agree that this license includes a right for Google to make such
    Content available to other companies, organizations or individuals with
    whom Google has relationships for the provision of syndicated services,
    and to use such Content in connection with the provision of those

    • July 11, 2011 at 3:44 am

      What, you don’t trust Google?!

  7. Mona
    July 11, 2011 at 6:45 pm
  8. LGP
    July 12, 2011 at 6:16 pm
  9. July 12, 2011 at 6:53 pm
  10. megan
    July 25, 2011 at 5:29 am I like invitations.