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For Us, There Is No Spring, Just FREE Tickets to “Conan the Barbarian”

Updated: Aug 17, 2011 10:24
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Hey, broke asses, what is best in life? Contrary to the belief of Conan the Barbarian, it is not to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. In fact, what is best in life is a FREE ticket giveaway to the Tuesday, August 16, 7pm screening of Conan’s high-budget 3D movie at Century 9 for lucky broke asses! This could be you!

All you need to do is write to contests@brokeassstuart.com with the reason(s) why you’re excited to see Conan the Barbarian in 3D. Okay, you could just email us with your name or favorite color or whatever, but never let it be said that we weren’t interested in YOU, our readers, as people. All the gods, they cannot sever us.

Conan the Barbarian at Century San Francisco Centre 9
835 Market St. at 4th [Downtown]
Tuesday, August 16, at 7pm
FREE with ticket from Broke-Ass Stuart

Image courtesy of Movies N Hacks

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