Free Mimosas and Bi-Rite Fixins at Aldea Niños 30%-Off Back-to-School Sale TODAY
The lynchpin of brunch is, of course, the mimosa. Without it, or it’s more potent sister, the Bloody Mary, the majority of brunches in this town would just be so-so, over-priced hybrid meals.
Once you start with the kiddies, however, brunch tends to be one of those activities that was part of a former life. Yes, you can always do it up at home (and to be honest home brunching tends to be more of a financially sound option) because the prospect of navigating a bottomless mimosa tide pool overflowing with human slinkies and hopping over piles of fake hair, stilettos, and Tang-coloured vomit is a little much while having the childrens in tow.
Plus, there is just the whole time constraint. How can you waste a Saturday having fun when you could easily be knocking out the back-to-school shopping?
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Today, from 10 a.m. to 12:00 p.m., you can through darling, albeit pricey, kid threads while sipping on your mimosa and noshing on snacks courtesy of the always-tasty Bi-Rite Market.
And fear not, unlike other stores having back-to-school sales, they will distract junior with music and face painting so as to buy you some time before the inevitable skirt-tugging/ “I WANT TO GO!!!!!!” moment.
1017 Valencia Street (@ 21st Street)