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Equifunk

I’m slammed for time today, so I’m just gonna paste from the about “about” section of the Equifunk Festival. That said. It does sound pretty rad: pool parties all day and live music all night. If I was on the East Coast I would totally be there. Also for all you NYC folks: they have shuttles to take you too and from the festival! I apologize for the all caps, I’m not yelling at you, that’s just how it is on the their site.

HELD ANNUALLY IN LATE AUGUST AT CAMPS EQUINUNK AND BLUE RIDGE IN PENNSYLVANIA’S POCONO MOUNTAINS, EQUIFUNK IS AS INTIMATE AS MUSIC FESTIVALS GET. GUESTS SEE THEIR FAVORITE BANDS PLAY THE LAKESIDE POOL PARTY DURING THE DAY AND AT THE STATE OF THE ART E-RENA AT NIGHT…. ALL FROM THE FRONT ROW. WITH THE OPTION TO SLEEP IN A NEWLY RENOVATED CABIN WITH A PRIVATE BATHROOM, THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL LIKE YOU ARE ROUGHING IT. AND THE ALL-INCLUSIVE TICKET STRUCTURE ENSURES NOT ONLY FULL ACCESS TO ALL LIVE MUSIC AND CAMP FACILITIES, BUT ALSO THREE MEALS A DAY AND ALL THE BEER YOU CAN DRINK. COMPARED WITH THE MASSIVE UNDERTAKINGS THAT MOST MODERN FESTIVALS HAVE BECOME, EQUIFUNK TRULY IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR- A MUSIC FESTIVAL THAT FEELS LIKE A WEEKEND AWAY WITH ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS. AND ALL FOR THE SAME PRICE AS NORMAL WEEKEND IN NEW YORK CITY.

The Headliners are Soulive w/Maceo Parker!!! That sounds fucking incredible. You can check out the whole line-up here and  buy tickets here. Otherwise enter the contest below to win a pair of Camping Pass tickets. Good luck funky people!

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