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L Condoms Gives a F#ck by Donating One Condom for Each One You Buy

Updated: Aug 27, 2013 10:35
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Condoms: the best/worst things ever. They’re awesome when it comes to the whole “not getting preggers/not getting STD’s” thing, but they can also make sexy time not feel as good as it could. That said, we’re incredibly lucky have easy access to those little sheaths of latex whenever we need them. A First World problem is “Man, they’re out of my favorite kind of condom.” Unfortunately, a Third World problem is “Man, they’re out of all condoms for the next two months!” That’s where L Condoms comes in, L gives a fuck…literally. They even use “L Gives a Fuck” as one of their campaigns.

What they do is both brilliant and good for the world. In a similar way that Tom’s Shoes gives a pair of kicks to a kid who needs them every time you buy a pair, L gives a condom to someone in Africa each time you buy one. It’s like they’re Tomdoms. I totally just made up a rad word. But seriously, you getting laid is now helping the world become a better place. Next time your partner is like, “Not tonight love, I’ve got a headache,” you can respond, “Us fucking is saving someone in Africa from getting HIV!” Best argument ever for having sex, right? That line is guaranteed* to work on your partner at least once.

Honestly, I could go on saying mildly entertaining things about getting laid all day, but that detracts from time spent where you’re actually getting laid. So here’s this, read more about how L is changing the world of sex and then cop yourself some condoms.

*Please know that Stuart’s guarantees aren’t worth shit.


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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.