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It’s time again for the SF Bay Guardian’s Best of the Bay Contest. I really like winning stuff, so I’d appreciate your help in getting me voted best something. “Best Overall Website” would be awesome if you dig what me and Team Broke-Ass have been throwing down for you. Also wouldn’t that be amazing if this site got best website considering how big tech is here? “Best Author” would be sweet if you’ve been digging my poems or loving my Weeknighter series. That said, “Best Sex Worker” would suffice as well.
Also, all my cocky bullshit aside, I really do want to thank all of you for all the support you’ve given me over the years. As of June I’ve been doing this Broke-Ass Stuart thing for ten years! Holy shit right? Who would’ve though that making that shitty little zine and selling it out of my backpack would lead to where we are now. So yeah, thank you for coming along for the ride and thanks in advance for your vote.