PSA: Why Pills That Make Your Poop Glittery Are a Terrible Idea
You can buy anything on Etsy! For $9.90 (plus shipping + handling) you can get six pill capsules filled with glitter. Presumably they make your poop as colorful as a Lisa Frank folder. I can see it now, Burning Man art installations of rainbow dooky butter. Not sure why you would want to ingest a bunch of glitter. These days glitter is made of materials such as aluminium, titanium dioxide, iron oxide, and bismuth oxychloride….yummy!
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Maybe you don’t want your poop to be mundane and just like everyone else’s. It is possible to put some glitz in your butt goo, just be ready to drop some bills. Gold Pills were part of an art installation called INDULGENCES at SFMOMA in 2007. They are for sale now via justanotherrichkid.com and will turn your poo gold…for $425 (plus shipping + handling.)