Hilarious Ways Not to Screw up Valentine’s Day
Each February, we’re told that if we really care about our honey, we need to show it with our wallets. If he doesn’t buy you artisanal chocolates, red roses, and silk lingerie, then he clearly doesn’t really love you.
Showing our affection in less consumerist ways is pretty awesome since it sticks it to the man and besides we’re broke. A DIY approach is great – just so long as you don’t fuck it up. So we’ve put together this handy guide for you.
Good Idea…Serving breakfast in bed
Bad Idea…Cooking breakfast in bed
Good Idea…Making your own Valentines
Bad Idea…Making them out of a real heart
Good Idea…Writing a love song
Bad Idea…Singing about your ex
Good Idea…Making chocolate covered strawberries
Bad Idea…chocolate covered straw
Good Idea…dressing up in a thrift store teddy
Bad Idea…dressing up like a teddy bear
(Unless you’re into that.)
Happy Valentine’s Day!