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Love/Sick: 13 Songs To Get Drunk & Ugly-Cry To For Valentine’s Day

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Part 2 of Freddie Cosmo’s “Love/Sick Series” running all month long.

 

When you crack open that bottle of wine vodka whiskey…

Mary J. Blige – I’m Going Down (Welcome to the pity party.)

Joy Division – Love Will Tear Us Apart (Misery has RSVP’d.)

Kelis – Caught Out There (“I hate you so much right now.” Truer words were never spoken.)

 

Then you’re like, “you know what, fuck him/her!”

Icona Pop – I Don’t Care (I really don’t though.)

Miley Cyrus, Party In The USA (because the alcohol is starting to really kick in.)

Cee-lo Green, Fuck You (Yup!)

Jackson 5 – Never Can Say Goodbye (because you’re 3/4 through the bottle.)

 

After that you feel that ugly cry coming on…

TLC – waterfalls (“Oh shit, I fucking love this song!” You say, thinking about the relationship or lack thereof.)

Diddy f/ Keyshia Cole – Last Night (And you’re thinking about calling/texting.)

Lady Antebellum – Need You Now (And you don’t even like Lady Antebellum… you don’t even like country… you don’t even know this song… wtf spotify?!?!)

 

And finally it’s a full on sobfest as that bottle gets lighter…

Hole – Violet (“Courtney love is fucking amazing.” You say, imagining yourself as the lead singer of a 90s grunge band.)

No Doubt – Don’t Speak (*eyes start to water.)

Any Drake Song ever (…..*passes out fully clothed with bottle in hand.)

 

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Freddie Cosmo - Associate Debtitor

Freddie Cosmo - Associate Debtitor

Freddie Cosmo is a recording artist from Philadelphia, PA. living in New York City by way of Miami. He spent all his money on undergrad music school and feels as though he owes all musicians (and the universe for that matter) the most accurate information on how to be broke without giving up on their dreams. He would like to shamelessly invite you to check out his music at www.soundcloud.com/freddie-cosmo.