Spring Broke: Our Top 5 NYC Parties This Month!
Break Broke and you’re stuck here. As I always say, there’s no point of being broke and sober. Here’s some parties you can count on to make the most of it.
This party features live performances, food that is simply incrediballs, mini golf, local merchants selling products on site and much much more. Always a good time where you can decide to spend as little or as much as you want.
When: Every Friday and Saturday Night
Where: 165 Banker st.
What time: starts at 7p
How much: Free
Webster Hall on Thursday Nights (House Party Featuring Just Blaze + Special Guests)
If you can stomach the Holier-Than-Thou bouncers at the front, this party tends to feature guests from the likes of Rae Srummerd. Can get up to around 25$ for guys w/o flat tops but the bartenders are smoking hot!
When: Every Thursday night
Where: 125 East 11th st.
What time: Go around 11-ish
How much: Free for flat tops and ladies, 25$ for guys
We haven’t been to Cherrybomb just yet but this alt-nightlife party seems to be all the buzz, who knew being a cunt could be so cool.
When: Every Friday Night
Where: The Flat at 308 Hopper st., Brooklyn, NY.
What time: 10p
How much: Cuntmafia Discretion
Comedians both up-and-coming and well known frequent this slightly hidden comedy gem which hosts two free (and usually packed) shows every month. Plus the food and the service are top notch!
When: March 30th
Where: The Stand Comedy Club 239 3rd ave.
What time: 9:30p
How much: Free (RSVP HIGHLY recommended)
St. Patrick’s Day
No explanation needed…
When: Tuesday March, 17th.
Where: Wherever the hell you want.
What time: It’s 5 o’ clock somewhere.
How much: Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do.