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Win a $600 Bidet by Telling us Your Funiest Pooping Story!

Updated: Jul 24, 2015 09:30
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Contest winner gets the finest bidet on the market thanks to Brondell, our favorite SF bidet company.

Yes really, we are giving away a bidet that attaches to your already existing toilet and squirts water on your butt. It’s amazing. You don’t have to go all the way to Japan for this luxury anymore. Brondell sells them in the US and we are giving one away!

With Brondell, you may live like a Broke-Ass, but you’ll poop like a King. Check out Stuart’s Coming of Age Story using one of Brodell’s fine products: Here.

Here’s how you win:

Submit your funniest or most embarrassing pooping story and we will select the best entries to publish on as well as send the writer of the BEST STORY a brand new amazing Brondell Swash 1000, the cadillac of bidet seats. The Brondell bidet has a temperature controlled seat and water jet, along with a blower that dries your special parts off. It’s for sophisticated poopers.

Enter the contest below this terrifying photo!


This is NOT what you want to see staring back at you from under your toilet seat. But a bidet on the other hand…


Click here to view this promotion.
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