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BAS Up Your Alley 2015 In Pictures (NSFW)

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Hey pervs!  Heralding the hotter days to come with hos, hard-ons and harnesses, the 30th Annual Up Your Alley Street Fair busted through SoMa like a well-lubed fist.  Perhaps because it was an milestone year, this year’s festivities felt more the raunch rodeos of yore than Dore’s of recent memory.

And of course your intrepid BAS street team was on the ground (occasionally, literally on the ground) to catch all the sluttiness in it’s full glory hole and snap lots of tasty pics of SF’s finest home-grown and visiting degenerates that you can scroll through, juts in case you were feeling a little shy that Sunday.  Just remember to have your jockstrap ready for Folsom in a couple of months.  In the meantime we give you it’s “dirty little brother”, with photos by our correspondent Gera Mendez:

Sunday, July 26, 2015

The 30th Annual Up Your Alley Fair 

Sleazy, easy, breezy, beautiful was Folsom Street as whips cracked and boots were blacked.


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Dan De Leon on deck.


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Boomer braces his bud.


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Let your freak flag fly.


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Bright eyed and teddy-tailed.

Bright eyed and teddy-tailed.

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Box boy.


The creamy center.

The creamy center.


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Low hanging fruit.


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¿Quieres mi pipa?

¿Quieres mi pipa?

Why settle for feathers when you can have the real thing?

Why settle for feathers when you can have the real thing?

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Dee Wallace, is that you?



Glory Hole at Tank 18

Sometimes there are watering holes, sometimes the holes make you water.

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Tyrolean treat.

Tyrolean treat.

Up Your Alley at the SF Eagle

After the fair was a veritable smorgasbord where you could glut, glut, glut while twirling to the spinnings of Frankles, Donimo, Dano, Ernie Cote, Bus Station John, Steve Fabus and Jim Piechota.

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All that glitters


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Life’s a banquet, Patrick, darling!


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Sunday muscle mass.


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Well there it is, sluts.  Is it all coming back now?  Well rest up pups, and see ya in September!


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Stephen Torres - Threadbare-Fact Finder (Editor, San Francisco)

Stephen's early years were spent in a boxcar overlooking downtown Los Angeles. From there he moved around the state with his family before settling under the warm blanket of smog that covers suburban Southern California. Moving around led to his inability to stay in one place for very long, but San Francisco has been reeling him back in with its siren song since 1999.
By trade he pours booze, but likes to think he can write and does so occasionally for the SF Bay Guardian, Bold Italic and 7x7. He also likes to enjoy time spent in old eateries, bars and businesses that, by most standards, would have been condemned a long time ago.