How to Crash All the Best Dreamforce Parties for Free
Open bar, free entertainment and seitan skewer opportunities galore await you next week when tacky tech culture swallows SoMa and downtown for the Dreamforce 2015 conference (Sept.15-18). The world’s largest software conference is also the world’s largest party-crashing opportunity, with oodles of cash-negative startups throwing insanely opulent parties across our fair city. Getting into these parties is generally quite easy, even if you are not registered for and could not give a fuck about Dreamforce. And should you have ethical concerns over crashing a Salesforce conference party, realize that Salesforce is a San Francisco-based software company that claims on paper to be a Switzerland-based software company so they can ruthlessly screw the American taxpayer. So maybe they owe you something in return!
The best way to get into a cherry Dreamforce party is to network with someone who works at Salesforce or someone who works at a Dreamforce sponsor company (You’re not getting into the Foo Fighters and willi.i.am concert unless you know somebody). The second best way is to just RSVP to the party online so your name is on the guest list. They don’t verify whether you have a conference badge (which you can get for free), they just let you in if you’re on the guest list. Fake it til you make it through the RSVP process, they don’t double-check shit. So here’s the rundown roster of Dreamforce parties you can just RSVP for and attend free, though we cannot guarantee how long the ‘open bar’ or ‘free appetizer’ components of any of these parties are going to last.
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 DREAMFORCE PRE-PARTIES
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 DREAMFORCE PARTIES
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 DREAMFORCE PARTIES
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 DREAMFORCE PARTIES