The 10 Sexiest Star Wars Characters of All Time
10. Admiral Ackbar
Authority figure, chin tentacles, always smells like fish…yummie
9. Bib Fortuna
When he looks at you with those beady little eyes, you just want him to wrap his head penis around you
8. Sebulba
Do you like ‘bad boys’? Sebulba is also a sexual icon in the Outer Rim among racing fans and blue people.
7. Salracc
The dirtiest little hole in all of Tatooine, and just a quick hover from Jabba’s Palace
6. Wickett
Prized in the both the Furry and the Bear communities, this hot little Ewok simply eats and breaths sex
5. Tion Medon
Tall, wealthy, AND a flashy dresser.
4. Watto
Handy man, light on his feet, loves children.
3. Dianoga
She might live in a trash compactor but…you will get lost in her eye.
2. Jar Jar Binks
If you’re desperate for a booty call Jar Jar is always down. He’s been consistently rated the best ‘bottom’ on Naboo
1. Jabba The Hut
Rich, powerful, and lives in his own palace! Don’t over think it, everyone wants Jabba, he’s into kinky shit, humanoids, and he’s always wet and ready to go.
