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In Honor of National Pizza Day, Here are Some Sexy Pizza Photos

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I didn’t know there was such thing as true love until I discovered there was such thing as National Pizza Day. Now that I’m a believer, I’m spreading some of this good mojo by sharing these super sexy pizza photos with you. They are so hot, you might just burn your mouth.

My ultimate fantasy

The closest most of us will ever get to giving ourselves head

Her new song is “I Kissed a Pizza”

katy-perry-pizza

photo from pintrest

That’s a spicy pizza!

pepper-spray-pizza

from youtube

Hell yeah, eat that pizza while in workout clothes!

Handsome, well traveled, and a pizza fan? Heyyyy!

The Pizza-Stache is the new hotness. Don’t burn your upper lip!

For when you want to eat pizza with guy who wants to look like a stevedore

hot-hipster-eating-pizza

Dear God…let’s just get married already

These are a few of my favorite things

Way better than a dick in a box

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.