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Big News! BrokeAssStuart has been Acquired!

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That’s right folks, after nearly a year of negotiation BrokeAssStuart.com has been acquired by News Corp. Now you may be thinking, “I can’t believe Stuart sold out to a company owned by Rupert Murdoch.” But honestly Rupert’s not that bad of a guy (I mean Fox News is pretty great right?), and he also paid me $20 million.

This means that BrokeAssStuart.com will have a completely new image and focus. The brand will now be RichAssStuart.com and we will be focusing on rich white people problems. There will be articles like “How to Avoid Paying Your Taxes”, “The Best Way to Tell Lazy People That If You Can Do it So Can They”, and “Why All Lives Matter”.

We’re also coming out to fully endorse Donald Trump. There is nothing worse than Muslim Mexicans sneaking into this country to take away good white people jobs like domestic terrorism.

Thanks for all the support over the years. Now go get a third job or something and stop complaining about equality. If I can be born a straight, white man, so can you.


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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.

4 Comments

  1. April 1, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    CONGRATS!!! HA!!!

  2. Jeffery J. Manley
    April 1, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    FINALLY! A site for us white dudes!

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      Broke-Ass Stuart
      April 3, 2016 at 11:10 am

      Hahahah!

  3. Justc 4Urself
    April 2, 2017 at 11:42 pm

    it’s great site from every where Sports Articles