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The Kink Store Grand Opening

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San Francisco’s very own porn castle is opening a kinky store and throwing a free Grand Opening party to celebrate with you. The first 50 guests will receive a Kink branded swag item and will be entered to win a free PRIVATE tour of the SF Armory/ for 14 of their closest friends, 3 winners will be chosen for a free public tour for 2 of the SF Armory.

The new store and grand opening party will be at Kink’s home; ‘The San Francisco Armory’, a 200,000 square foot reproduction Moorish Castle and completed in 1914. It was used as a National Guard facility until 1976. It retains original period details including wainscoting, stone staircases, sweeping corridors, cavernous access to Mission Creek, and a gigantic drill court spanning almost an acre.  Now it is the world’s largest porn castle,  where makes adult films, teaches workshops like ‘rope bondage’ and ‘rough sex’, and put on concerts and parties.

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“the lounge” at The Armory

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So come on down FRI 4/15 6:30-9:30PM to win some kinky prizes and check out a cool new brick and mortar shop dedicated to sexual adventure.  Everything from BDSM gear to sex toys & apparel.

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Follow along at @armorytours on twitter  or on to keep in touch!

Kink Store Grand Opening Party
Friday 4/15 6:30-9:30PM @ The SF Armory
1800 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94103
Admission: FREE

Regular store hours starting 4/15, Thurs-Sun
Fri 4/15 6:30-9:30PM
Sat 4/16 11AM-1:30PM
Sun 4/17 11AM-3:30PM,
Thurs 4/21 6:30-9:30PM

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