10 Times Ted Cruz Looked Like He Just Sharted
Ted Cruz is a perfect example of what’s wrong with America and nothing would make me happier than seeing Beto O’Rourke beat him and become a United States Senator. Why is Ted Cruz awful? Well here are some reasons, and here are some reasons, and here are some more reasons. It appears he’s always been awful though since his college roommate still hates him. The one thing I do like about Ted Cruz though his that he always looks like he accidentally just sharted.
For those who don’t know the term, a shart is when you think you’re farting but you actually shit your pants. This can be anywhere from just a little bit of poop making it out, to an entire, horrible, fecal disaster.
Regardless, Ted Cruz pretty much always looks like he just sharted. oh you don’t believe me? Well here are 10 glorious examples:
There was this time:
And this time:
We can’t forget this time:
This time was classic sharty-pants Ted Cruz:
We call this one the “did I do that?”:
This was the “he who smelt it, sharted it” look:
This is the “Oh dear god, I thought I almost had it” look:
We call this one the “not again”:
This time was the “when will I ever learn?”:
And finally the time Ted’s face said what we were all thinking “Oh my god what is wrong with you Cruz?!?!”:
Fuck you fuckwad. I really do hope you shart your pants often. And I hope that Beto beats your shitty pants off you.
Please Texas, don’t shart this one up.