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mmmm….Millionaire’s Bacon

So you may be wondering…”WTF is a (bacon) millionaire?” Well, those in the (bacon) know may have gathered that it’s some sort of Millionaire’s Bacon reference. And thankfully, they’d have gathered right. The Castro’s Kitchen Story, famous for their sugar coated, syrup drizzled, thick cut Millionaire’s Bacon, has partnered with Caviar SF and Singha Beer to bring us the bacon-lovers contest of the summer, and wants to make you the first (bacon) millionaire in the world. Mmm…just look how they make it.

The grand prize winner will take home the title of “(Bacon) Millionaire,” winning a private Millionaire’s Bacon-themed dinner and cocktail party for them and 4 friends at Kitchen Story where they’ll help head chef, “Pop” Saengsawang plan and name a new Millionaire’s Bacon-themed dish for the restaurant’s summer menu. Plus, you and all your bacon buddies in crime will take home a foodie gift bag full of gift certificates and swag worth over $300 a pop. Oh, and did we mention Kitchen Story’s inaugural Gold Card granting VIP brunch line jumps? Yeah, that too.

This could be you!

To enter by Saturday, June 18th:

1. Follow Kitchen Story on Instagram
2. Post a picture of you and your partner(s) in crime who love millionaire’s bacon as much as you do!
3. Tag @KitchenStorySF, #KitchenStorySF, #TryCaviarSF and #SinghaBeer

Winners, including 2nd and 3rd places taking home their own baller foodie gift bags, will be announced Monday, June 20. So get out there, stalk some homies for an awkward selfie, and take home some motherf*%#$ing bacon.

To learn more, check out Kitchen Story on Facebook.

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