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Cocks Not Glocks: University of Texas Students Protest With Dildos

Yeah, you read that title right. Dildos.

University of Texas students took to campus on the first day of classes carrying dildos. Lots of big ol’ fat dildos – in protest of a conceal and carry law that allows guns on campus.  Students against guns on campus organised one hella sweet protest with innovative focus,

“Lets put a dildo in the hands of every pissed off college student who hasn’t been heard in the safety conversation.”

 

Courtesy of Cocks Not Glocks Campaign

Courtesy of Cocks Not Glocks Campaign

Students then creatively took to campus on the first day of classes wielding massive cocks strapped to their backpacks and painted their protest all over social media with…

Courtesy of Cocks Not Glocks Campaign

Courtesy of Cocks Not Glocks Campaign

 

They literally distributed 4,000 dildos on campus. That’s a lot of cock. Why? To show that Texas still has strict sexual expression laws, yet more flexible laws on gun safety. The event on August 24th was just the start of their protest against guns on campus. The Facebook page for the Cocks Not Glocks proudly states,

“This is an ongoing protest– why leave your dildos at home if other people won’t leave their guns at home? Wear ’em proudly until SB11 is repealed.”

Courtesy of Yahoo

Courtesy of Yahoo

 

Protest organiser Jessica Jin proudly states on Facebook,

“‘You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO. Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopath shooters, but much safer for recreational play.”

 

Courtesy of The New York Times

Courtesy of The New York Times

 

The students are outraged over the campus carry, so they decided to “fight absurdity with absurdity.”

Courtesy of Yahoo

Courtesy of The New York Times

 

And what better way than to tote a massive dildo around campus strapped to your bag of books for learnin’.

“These laws won’t protect anyone. The campus doesn’t want them,” Jessica Jin claims. “The gun lobby wants to put guns in your schools, in your learning spaces, and act like it’s all normal.”

The students at University of Texas, who handed out thousands of sweet-ass dildos, want a new safety discussion and to evoke change. As it stands now, they can get into more trouble carrying a huge-ass dildo to class and not a gun. Which is absolutely absurd to those students who take their education seriously.

Courtesy of The New York Times

Courtesy of The New York Times

 

My friend once got arrested for stealing a bag of dildos from a bachelorette party. True story. Went straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200. The judge who arraigned her two days later laughed and tossed the charges out, because he said he couldn’t keep her in jail any longer for something so absurd.

I am totally on board with the point of all these pissed off students. Their campaign has legitimate concern, and they should be heard. They even made a killer video highlighting why dildos are so awesome and should be allowed on campus. Thanks to those sweet ass students at University of Texas here are:

With tips like “Use a Dildo instead of a ping pong ball for quicker game” or “Use a Dildo for a deeper stir when it comes to ladling your cock – tails” I fell in love with their amazing sense of humor and kick-ass campaign. Because, well, fuck guns.

All I see when it comes to conceal and carry on campus is a bunch of drunk redneck idiots accidentally shooting themselves in the penis. Which has happened more times than you would believe in the U.S. At least five Americans accidentally shot off their penises since 2010! No shit.

College is for education, beer bong, and recreational penis play – not some recreational glocks. Pick up a beer and go play with a vagina. You’ll thank me one day.

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