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The 12 Reasons Conservatives Hate Liberals

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  1. They have been the primary advocates for women and other minority rights.


    women…voting? Preposterous!

  2. They have been the primary supporter of labor and workplace safety and justice.

    meat packing chicago

    The Pure Food and Drug Act and the Federal Meat Inspection Act are examples of laws that keep our food clean and our workers safe…because of liberals

  3. They are more for peace than war.

    The March on the Pentagon on October 21st 1967

    The March on the Pentagon on October 21st 1967 in protest of the Vietnam War

  4. They are concerned about long term destruction of the environment.

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    photo by Joel Sartore

    Gulf Coast oil spill. photo by Joel Sartore

  5. They sometimes appear to be elitist and more intelligent than the average Conservative.

    obmama shrug

    Harvard Constitutional Law Professor

  6. They look at problems in too much of a complex way.


    Global warming, we get it, it’s complicated

  7. They are critical of America for being warlike, oppressive, and imperialistic, why can’t they just go into denial and talk about the positive stuff?

make american great

  1. They are too concerned about the weak, down trodden, and marginalized people, why can’t they mind their own business and just be selfish and narcissistic.


  1. They want to get rid of traditions such as segregation, misogyny, white male privilege, traditional marriage, homophobia, religious ignorance, etc.
    jim crow

  1. They want to regulate business to support consumer rights, transparency, and safety.

Photo: Jonathan Alcorn

Photo: Jonathan Alcorn

  1. They want to break up business monopolies that rip off consumers.


  1. They want to jail Wall Street bankers.


    Accountability? But we’re rich!?

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Harvey Rifkin

Harvey Rifkin

Harvey is a semi-retired businessman and S.F. Bay Area native. His major interests are human and civil rights, as well as geo-economic and political topics. One of his major passions is exposing government and corporate corruption, greed, and provable conspiracies such as "9/11", The Gulf of Tonkin Incident, etc. He has been published through the years in the Benicia-Herald and Vallejo Times-Herald.