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The Best Kinky Emoji Available On Your Smartphone

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Many of you will find your friends at the Folsom Street Fair because you texted them. Some of you will have sex with your friends at the Folsom Street Fair because you texted them. We scrolled through to find the best sexually explicit emoji so you can text, FB or Insta your desired partners that you are DTF. Or down for whatever other practice you are down for.

Yes, there are sexually explicit emoji that you can download here. And you totally should! But you probably won’t. You will probably just roll into Folsom two hours later than planned, frantically try to find your friends in a crowd of a half million and eventually turn your attention to hooking up with somebody. These are the best sexy emoji for hooking up with somebody, culled from emoji already installed on your phone via the Unicode Standard Emoji List:

blowkiss  “I would probably kiss you.”

 

peach “I would probably perform oral on you.”

 

sucking

dick“I would probably perform oral on you.”

 

peach Generally used to represent vagina or ass

 

 Generally used to represent cock

 

 Also used to represent cock

 

 A less classy way to represent cock

 

 A less classy way to represent vagina 

 

peach And to represent smacking that ass

 

 A willingness to bareback

 

 “This gentleman is unlikely to sexually satisfy me”

 

 “There are narcotics involved” 

 

 A willingness to be chained up 

 

A willingness to administer the chaining up 

 

 “How about we suck one another off?” 


“I would let you ballgag me”

 

 “OK so I’m into a little furry and animal play every now and again.”

 

  “There are numerous attractive men here” 

 

  “There are numerous attractive women here”

 

peachplug “You can put things in my butt”

 

  A universal expression of love

 

  A special expression of love for someone you met at Folsom Street Fair

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Joe Kukura is a two-bit marketing writer who excels at the homoerotic double-entendre. He is training to run a full marathon completely drunk and high, and his work has appeared in the New York Times and Wall Street Journal on days when their editors made particularly curious decisions.