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From the ball pit event they did at Monarch

While there are plenty of bars in this city that could be called “a giant ball pit,” I’m talking about something completely different here.

On March 4th, The Great Northern will be filled with thousands of plastic balls for people like you and me to frolic in. It’ll be just like Chuck E. Cheese, but with booze and without all the pink eye and the stench of feet…hopefully.

Here’s what the FB invite has to say:

Our good friends from Forward Motion San Francisco ordered 80,000 Mcdonald’s style balls, we threw an amazing event at Monarch with them last year, now we have ordered another 20,000 balls so we can move the party to The Great Northern!!! Finally a ball pit that adults can enjoy!

Music by:

BENJAMIN K [You’re Welcome]
TOBIN ELLSWORTH [Pink Mammoth]
SHARON BUCK [Housepitality]
DEREK HENA [Pink Mammoth]
BRUNCH LIFE [Solid Gold Jacuzzi]

This will be one of the most legendary dance party’s of all time!!! Tickets will sell out fast!!!

I guess there really isn’t much else you can say about it. It’s a giant fucking ball pit. It kinda speaks for itself.

Get your tickets right here. I have a feeling it’s gonna sell out.

God damn this is awesome!

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