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Raise Money for the Red Cross While Laughing Your Ass Off
We’ve got it coming to us and we all know it. San Francisco will eventually be smitten from the Earth and all those Bill O’Reilly fuckfaces will dance a little jig and say, “I told you that city of sinners and sodomites would be struck down by god”. As far
Rocks Off Concert Boat Cruises
Despite the fact I work across the street from a marina, and look at the water every day, I’ve never been on a boat in New York City. The Staten Island Ferry doesn’t count guys. I’m talking about a real boat, that doesn’t involve a dozens of Melanie Griffith’s rocking
This Week’s Events for the 5 Senses
Wondering what to do for fun this week? Feeling a little dead inside? Wake yourself up with an event for each of the 5 senses! HEAR: The 14th annual Mission Creek Music & Arts Festival kicks off with a FREE show at featuring the Bitter Honeys, which is a super
Let’s Talk About Sex in NYC Tonight
I am passionate about many and varied things, but they all essentially boil down to one of the following: food, booze, sex or culture. It’s especially nice when one thing covers two or more of those categories. I get to kill a few birds with one stone, perhaps, and still
A Broke-Ass Guide to Staycating
I hate the word ‘œstaycation.’ Hate it! I do, however, like the concept. Obviously broke, unwilling to charge one more thing on my credit card, and in desperate need of a break, I opted to take my vacation last week in the town where I live. I tried so hard
Huge FREE Museum Event in San Francisco July 16th-18th
Are weekend benders getting boring? Had enough of cocaine, booze and unsafe sex….for at least a a few days? Then may I present an awesome alternative this weekend? FREE museums!! Here’s what the press release has to say: San Francisco’s leading museums are having a free for all and you’re invited!
FREE New York Philharmonic Concert in Central Park
Central Park was designed under the philosophy that nature should be looked at and reflected upon, and never touched. So when the park first opened, children had to have notes from their principals to play baseball in the fields. Obviously, these traditions did not last in the park. Now it’s