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Times Square Does King Tut
I recently watched an episode of “Antiques Roadshow” where an interesting object came up for appraisal. My husband declared it a “piece of crap that wasn’t worth anything.” I countered by claiming that it was, in fact, an ancient Egyptian canopic jar worth a lot of money. When the words
Hot Chicks and Ass-Kicking: Why Haven’t You Been to the Roller Derby Yet?
I know what you’re thinking: That movie with Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore looked really bad! But don’t take that out on our San Francisco Bay City Bombers (did you know they’re the defending world champions?) because just looking at their website gets me fired up for a good round
How to Infuse Your Own Vodka
Vodka is a complex mistress. One minute she’s lovin’ up on ya, and you’re the suave, classy chick drinking vodka martini’s and charming strangers. The next morning you’re on your bathroom floor with eyeliner gobs in the corner of your eyes, wearing one shoe and hating life. However, vodka’s a
FREE Admission to the Bronx Zoo
Tomorrow is Earth Day. If you wanna get one with nature, there are trees you can hug in Central Park, Prospect Park, smaller neighborhood parks, or just on the street. Though it’s a little difficult to wrap your arms around the saplings that line most NYC blocks. If you’d rather
FREE Tapas at Picaro Tonight!
Like a little Wednesday with your wine? Me too. How about some tapas to go along with that buzz? Check. Tonight Tapeña Wine has got you covered with San Francisco Tapas Hour, a social meetup event for wine lovers/broke-asses at Picaro restaurant. From 5:30pm-7:30pm, there will be FREE tapas for the
Tweet to win FREE tickets to ‘Orpheus & The Plastic Masquerade’
If your other half is anything like mine, he or she hates contests like this. Because if you win, it means they’ll have to turn off “Operation Repo,” spray some Febreze on a button-down, and watch people dance around on a stage while resisting the urge to stuff dollar bills
Humpday Video: Madvillain “All Caps”
We here at Broke-Ass Stuart remember when there was an entire network devoted to playing awesome new music videos. Men named Pinfield and women named Idalis would introduce block after block of original music videos from various genres interspersed with super fucking edgy interviews with musicians and video directors, which