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Gardeners Find Duffle Bag Filled With Money In The Inner Sunset
I have so many fucking questions about this story. The first question is: Why not me???? In a series of events reminiscent of a heist movie, an unexpected discovery unfolded in a tranquil San Francisco neighborhood.. Volunteers tending to gardens of the Inner Sunset stumbled upon a black bag concealed
After Tragic Crash, San Francisco Pleads For Safer Streets
A tragic collision in San Francisco’s West Portal neighborhood has left a family shattered and a community in mourning. Flowers and candles now mark the site where a devastating crash occurred, claiming the lives of three members of the Oliveira family and leaving their six-month-old baby fighting for survival. Diego
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How I Fell In Love With Oakland’s Funktown
When I first figured out that San Francisco wasn’t for me, I didn’t know where I was going to end up. I had initially hoped that I would return to The Laurel, a neighborhood that straddles the line between East Oakland and the Lower Hills where I spent a long
Someone Lit The Target In Vallejo On Fire
It’s been awhile and a lot has happened since my last article. I had a cancer scare, had back surgery, got a new girlfriend, faced a real risk of paralysis and began working with pro-Palestinian activists. So for this article, I’ve decided to go back to my roots and focus
We Probably Had A Tornado Last Weekend…
When you think of tornadoes, you probably think of the Midwest or the South, which makes sense, since, you know, that’s where the vast majority of them occur. It’s not too often those of us on the coasts get fucked by the sky, but that is exactly what almost happened
Oakland A’s May Start Temporarily Playing In Salt Lake City
The Oakland Athletics are on the move, both figuratively and literally, as they search for a temporary home between the end of their lease in Oakland and the completion of their yet-to-be-built stadium in Las Vegas. The team’s ownership and executives are exploring various options, and one of the potential
London Breed Refuses To Sign Gaza Ceasefire Resolution
Since the horrific attack on Israel on Oct. 7th, and the disproportionate response by the Israeli government, many people have taken to the streets demanding a ceasefire. And it’s not hard to see why: according to recent figures, anywhere between twenty and thirty thousand people have been killed on the
Is Elon Musk On Drugs?
Writing about Elon Musk is interesting. He’s absolutely an international figure, and despite how much we loathe it, he’s a local in some sense of the word. Every stupid tweet, edgy meme and desperate plea for attention isn’t just another piece of billionaire news – for Bay Area residents,