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21 Dec 2016

Great Holiday DIY Gift Ideas for Lazy People

You have an artist’s soul. A maker’s hands. A poet’s brain. A beer-drinker’s gut. Maybe you’re not into that capitalist bullshit. Maybe you’re about a rustic perspective on life. Or maybe you’re a lazy fuck. Whatever the reason, nothing says “I love you…enough to create a Christmas present that you

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16 Dec 2016

Orgasms: The Best Holiday Gift

Hey ladies, do you feel like your body is constantly under attack? I do. I bet you do, too. When you’re constantly on the defensive about the right to have an abortion, the right to carry your child to term, your inability to conceive and however you need to feel

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17 Jun 2022

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 37 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 37 of the finest locally owned bars,

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14 Dec 2016

7 Delicious Holiday Season Treats from Around the World

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Wintertime holiday season is arguably the best holiday season (excluding Halloween and with a nod to how awful your family can be). But perhaps what makes it so magical is all the

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10 Nov 2016

5 Things to Do with Your Feminine Rage for Good

A few weeks ago, I wrote 5 Things You Can Do with Your Feminine Rage. It was, in its way, meant to skirt the line between humor and reality. I did feel Feminine Rage, quite regularly, and not just in regards to the election season or the Stanford rape case

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21 Oct 2016

5 Things You Can Do with Your Feminine Rage

Do you often wake up each morning quivering with Feminine Rage? I know I do. For all you women, men, neithers, in-betweens, children, teens and furries who find yourself feeling Feminine Rage to a degree that you have to make it a proper noun, there is hope. 1. Let Your

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08 Oct 2016

How Do You Know If It’s Sexual Assault?

Locker room talk. Flirting. Masculinity. Aggression. Compliments. Boys will be boys. In the US and abroad, we’ve developed language to describe what we see, how we feel, and to describe situations. As a natural course in society, often we say things we don’t mean or confuse the purpose of that

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05 Oct 2016

A San Francisco Ghost Hunt, in Pacific Heights

  Most people don’t know much about the places in which they live, which is a travesty considering how interesting places like San Francisco are. But you know what the best way is to force some history on people? Murder. That’s why I went on the San Francisco Ghost Hunt

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20 Sep 2016

How to Choose A Dating App in 2016

All the relevant dating apps, and a chart that guides you through all of them easily

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