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How to Talk to Your Centrist Parents
By Ryan Dennis I ring home once a week. The structure of these calls follows a predictable pattern: starting with family gossip, then whatever they did that week, then sports, then weather, then politics. My parents are Democrats in an upstate county that registers two-to-one Republican. Complaining about Trump on
Why You Should Break Up with Your S.O. via Social Media
by Amelia Palmer Relationships are hard, and sometimes it’s time to call it quits. Maybe your partner leaves their dirty clothes everywhere, or stopped showering weeks ago, or maybe they’re just an asshole! Whatever your reason for giving them the boot, don’t bother with an antiquated private breakup! Opt for
The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally
Comparing the Italian and NYC Mafias
by Ryan Dennis Earlier this year Frank Cali, leader of the Gambino crime syndicate, was shot down outside his home in Staten Island. It marked the first mafia killing in New York City since 1985. As a nice poetic touch, the murder happened only a few minutes from where The
That Racist You’re Arguing With Might Just be a Bot
In early July, Disney announced that it had cast Halle Bailey to play Ariel in its live-action version of The Little Mermaid. Bailey is one of the stars of Grown-ish and one half of the singing group Chole x Hailey. She’s also going to be the first black woman to play a live-action Disney princess. The backlash against this casting was swift…supposedly.
Delicious Recipes for Cooking the Rich After the Imminent Class War
This is an AI generated image made with Midjourney simply because I couldn’t find a Creative Commons image approximating actually eating the rich. by Willem Frankfort I’ve never been what one would call an optimist. I recall the famous Rousseau quote: “When the people have nothing to eat, they shall
6 Things You Can Actually Do to Help If You Care About the Amazon Forest
By Kate Haverston We’ve all seen the heart wrenching footage of the Amazon Rainforest as it burns down. It’s especially stunning considering the sheer size of it — the Amazon spreads into eight different countries in South America and covers 40 percent of the entire continent. Of course, these trees
7 Surprising Ways Your Life is Not Over After Bankruptcy
by Rachel Fogletto I’m only an expert of my own journey, but when I tell people I’ve gone bankrupt I get a lot of questions. Whether you’re thinking about bankruptcy, or you’ve already done it and don’t know how to start rebuilding your credit, the most important thing to do
8 Easy Sandwiches for When Your Life is in Shambles
by Ellisha Rader Woke up in the middle of the night covered in sweat, smelling of desperation and starving? As you do the walk of shame to your change jar, you suddenly remember you emptied it out earlier that night to pay for the cab to send home the stranger