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28 Oct 2020

LA Dodgers Invite Superspreader Event With Foolish World Series Celebration

That LA Dodger with the red beard knows he just tested positive for COVID-19. He partied with his teammates anyway, unmasked,  after the Dodgers won the World Series Tuesday night. After testing positive, Justin Turner’s post-game actions difficult to justify: https://t.co/vRukPN3O5w — Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) October 28, 2020 His name

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21 Oct 2020

Why You Should Not Buy The iPhone 12

There is a new iPhone going on sale Friday, for no better reason than it is autumn, and Apple puts out a new iPhone every autumn. Of course, this means your current iPhone will probably start slowing down this week. But people, you should not buy the new iPhone 12

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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21 Oct 2020

Rudy Giuliani Pulls A Toobin In The New ‘Borat’ Movie

This article contains spoilers for the new movie Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, and they’re going to spoil your appetite. Sacha Baron Cohen’s new mockumentary will be released on Amazon Prime this Friday, but has already been released for film critics. And The Guardian reports that Cohen successfully pranks Rudy Giuliani in

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21 Oct 2020

Big Freedia’s ‘Rona Rona’ Is The Most Important COVID-19 Anthem Yet

Nobody yells the same word over and over quite like New Orleans sissy bounce star Big Freedia, and you need to drop everything right now and immediately listen to her just-released new single “Rona Rona.” Can you guess what word Big Freedia yells over and over on this new track?

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14 Oct 2020

Drivers To Rally Against Prop. 22 As Uber’s Fake ‘Feel The Bern’ Flyers Hit Mailboxes

It hasn’t been a good week for Uber, Lyft, DoorDash and their shady political campaign for their terrible proposed law Prop. 22. First the New York Times came out against Prop. 22 in an editorial read across the nation. Then on Monday, SFGate busted them for fake “progressive” mailers calling

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14 Oct 2020

Kat Robichaud’s Misfit Cabaret Is Kickstarting a Feature-Length Movie

In a normal year, right now we’d be buying tickets to go see a spooky live Halloween musical show put on by Kat Robichaud’s Misfit Cabaret. But it’s since 2020 is a fucked up year of endless horrors, there are no live performances we can attend. But Kat and her

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14 Oct 2020

SF Playgrounds Reopen For Kids! (With Lots Of Restrictions)

San Francisco is taking baby steps toward (hopefully) fully reopening, and we hope this one doesn’t seesaw back. Playgrounds all over the city are open again, according to the San Francisco Examiner, as SF remains in the pretty good ‘Orange Tier’ of coronavirus infection rates.   There are still plenty of

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14 Oct 2020

Trump Falls For ‘Dr. I.P. Freely’ Joke On Bogus COVID-19 Scientist Study

In news that would be funny, if not for the 216,000 dead Americans and more than a million dead from coronavirus worldwide, the Trump administration is touting a “scientific analysis” signed by doctors with very obviously fake names. The New York Times reports that the White House is promoting a

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