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22 Feb 2021

Daft Punk Has Broken Up After A 28-Year Career

Generations of electronic music fans are weeping beneath their silver and gold helmets today. French EDM superstars Daft Punk, who’ve been producing silver and gold records for nearly three decades, announced they have broken up, according to CNN. In true Daft Punk fashion, the band announced their breakup in a

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17 Feb 2021

Muddy’s Coffee House Has Closed Permanently

The slow drip of restaurant closures has become more of a pour-over during the pandemic. Mission Local had the news Wednesday morning that Muddy’s Coffee House at 24th Street and Valencia has permanently closed. The Broke-Ass Cafe Closure I-Team was able to confirm the news this afternoon, marking the end

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27 Jan 2024

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally

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17 Feb 2021

7 Times Rush Limbaugh Made Jokes About Other People Dying

When news broke Wednesday morning that Rush Limbaugh had died of lung cancer, many of us made wisecracks on social media. Others admonished us for making wisecracks upon someone else’s death. But the fact is that making mockery of other people’s deaths was a regular running joke on Limbaugh’s radio

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17 Feb 2021

WATCH: Bankrupt Trump Casino Blown Up In Controlled Implosion

The Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey was demolished Wednesday morning in a totally planned, controlled implosion of Trump’s long-bankrupt, abandoned facility. For your viewing enjoyment, you can watch the demolition of the Trump Plaza below.  This particular Trump property has been a shuttered eyesore for

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15 Feb 2021

SFDPH Recommends Wearing a Mask While Having Sex

We still do not have the green light for casual sex or random Tinder hook-ups as we enter the 11th consecutive month of COVID-19 shelter-in-place, and many of us single people can still tell you the exact date in February or March 2020 when we last got any action. But

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15 Feb 2021

The Oldest Living San Franciscan Has Died — At Age 114

The oldest known living person in San Francisco — and in the entire state of California, for that matter — was Balboa Park resident Lucy Mirigian, born in 1906 in Western Armenia, what we now call Turkey. Lucy Mirrigian passed away at home with her family on Friday, February 12.

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10 Feb 2021

DNA Lounge Issues Cease-and-Desist Letter To East Coast Bar That Stole Its Name

About two weeks ago, news popped up in Eater Washington DC that a new bar in DC was opening with the name DNA Lounge. San Francisco’s DNA Lounge responded immediately with a cease-and-desist letter, because the 36-year-old South of Market nightclub has the name trademarked. The owner of DC’s newfake

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10 Feb 2021

Union Square ‘Dong Is Everything’ Promotion Is Hard On The Eyes

We stood at attention when walking up Stockton Street in Union Square this week and noticed what appears to be a very large “Dong is Everything” ad campaign in one of the storefront windows. It is semi difficult to understand, but the display in the Nespresso Boutique at Stockton and

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