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11 Oct 2021

Why You Should Not Buy The iPhone 13

There is a new iPhone that just went on sale, for no better reason than it is autumn, and Apple puts out a new iPhone every autumn. Of course, this means your current iPhone has probably already started slowing down. But people, you should not buy the new iPhone 13

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11 Oct 2021

It’s Official: Superman Is Now Bisexual

Today is National Coming Out Day, and someone pretty significant just came out of the phone booth. Just two months after the “boy wonder” Robin game out as an LGBTQ folk, the New York Times brings us the news today that in the world of DC Comics, Superman has come

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07 Sep 2022

What it’s Like Writing About San Francisco for 20 Years

In celebration of my 20th year in SF, I am extremely excited to announce Slouching Towards Neverland: 20 years of Writing About San Francisco. Here’s a quick rundown: – This limited edition, hand-signed, new zine covers my two decades of writing about this strange and beautiful city. – Besides well known

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06 Oct 2021

It’s Official — Angelyne Got More Votes Than Caitlyn Jenner in The Recall Vote In SF

Even though the Gavin Newsom recall election was nearly three weeks ago, election results still need to be certified and made official. That means double and triple-counting the ballots to make absolutely sure the results are correct, and that can take weeks. But the San Francisco Department of Elections just

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06 Oct 2021

How To Calm Your Dog During The Inevitable Giants Fireworks

The San Francisco Giants start their playoff run Friday night, and you know what that means — fireworks going off every time they win. The Giants could be playing for a whole ‘nother month if they make the World Series, coached by the most muscular Jew ever to coach Major

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06 Oct 2021

The Eagle Has Been Granted Landmark Historical Status

With the Stud closing in 2020 (though currently “alive” in a sort suspended animation) South of Market’s the Eagle becomes the oldest currently operating leather bar in San Francisco. But the Eagle has taken a beating over the last ten years too; the bar announced it would close in 2011,

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04 Oct 2021

Anti-Vaccine Protesters Demolish A COVID-19 Testing Site For No Logical Reason

A so-called “Teacher’s Protest” Monday against the vaccination mandates for public school teachers and staff may not have been much of a “Teacher’s Protest”  — considering its keynote speaker was the founder of a Black Trumper organization who just did two years time on conspiracy charges (Trump pardoned her). She

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04 Oct 2021

SF Has Twice As Many Unvaccinated Muni Employees Than Unvaccinated Cops

A lot is being made of the fact that San Francisco still has more than 300 police officers and SFPD staff who still refuse to get vaccinated. That’s bad, but Muni has it twice as bad. According to a new report from the San Francisco Municipal Transit association, there are

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04 Oct 2021

Gabe Kapler Is The Most Buff Jew Ever To Coach Major League Baseball

San Francisco Giants manager Gabe Kapler just coached the team to an all-time record 107 wins, the most ever in the 137 years of Giants’ existence. He is also totally Jewish. How Jewish is he? Of his 14 tattoos, one of them is a Star of David with a Hebrew

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