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Super Bowl Statue Vandalism Finally Gets Pornographic

30 Jan 2016

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

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It was only a matter of time until someone turned all this Super Bowl statue vandalism into something delightfully adolescent.

As you recall, earlier this week we ranked the vandalized Super Bowl statues. There were some pretty great ones, no doubt, but none of them had yet ventured into the realm of pornographic. All that has changed now.

A reader just sent in these photos of the Super Bowl 50 statue taken last night at Fisherman’s Wharf. While I don’t quite know what a sperm owl is (maybe they hang out at The Eagle?), I do know the image below definitely looks like a dick jizzing on an “O” that presumably stand for sperm owl.

Maybe we should ask Ed Lee, I bet he knows.

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.

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