Sex and Dating

20 Apr 2009

The Dildo: Facing the Competition

Last week, at an undisclosed location, in an unattended bathroom, a dildo fell into sight from its hiding spot behind some shampoo.  I laughed.  Then, when I picked it up, I realized that I had NEVER actually touched a dildo before.  Strange, considering I feel like I’ve seen and done

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15 Apr 2009

FREE Vibrator at Babeland for Tax Day

I’ll shoot this one off since it is time sensitive. Today, the first 100 in store customers at Babeland get a FREE “Gold Digger” vibrator with its classy jewel studded base ($20 price tag, infinite value).  When the giveaway vibrator bucket is empty, the less enjoyable savings continue with Babeland 

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13 Apr 2009

Anna G.’s Cheatsheet to Getting Over Him or Her

Breaking up, for the most part, pretty much sucks, regardless if you are the one doing the breaking up or the one being broken up with.  I’m not gonna lie, though, being the dumpee totally sucks way worse.  The only thing that’s really going to make you feel better is

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30 Mar 2009

Stripping: “Desparate Measures More Acceptable”

I probably wouldn’t address stripper trends unless it meant drastic price reductions, but I had an interesting encounter tangentially related to recession’s effect on skin shows. Last Sunday I met a friend of a friend. It was 6 pm and she had woken up moments before, still drunk from her

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23 Mar 2009

Pros & Cons Of Serial First Dating – Straight Girl Edition

  Serial First Dating:  the act of (or addiction to) only going on first dates with members of whatever sex you want to bone.  If you’re aggressive about it (or are on OKCupid) it’s possible to score 7 dates in a week.  There are good, bad, and annoying things about

Anna G - Caliburg Contributor 2
13 Mar 2009

NY: D**k slap Friday the 13th before it goes limp on St. Patty’s Day

It’s time to get over Friday the 13th. I mean, the blood, from the ‘œth’? Seriously? Not scary. Worse still is that the movie that launched the craze is anti-sex. Puritanical Mrs. Voorhees hasn’t forgiven two counselors who had blissful, transcendental sex while her son Jason drowned nearby. Years later,

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04 Mar 2009

Come out and support gay marriage

      Instead of just ruining your body with booze or amping up your level of self absorption by sitting on Facebook for hours, do something that’s actually good for the world today.  Come out and support the overturning of Prop 8, the insidious bill that made gay marriage illegal.     The organizers are trying

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22 Feb 2009

Free Condoms: Next stop, Tunatown – formerly serviced by Skinboat.

  from the desk of Oliver Hartman – Resident Bargain Whorespondent     Here is a recession tip: Stop buying condoms, especially if you haven’t altered your middle school strategy and still buy a lot of shit you don’t need so you can try to slip your trojanz past the

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