Booze
Memorial Day Weekend in NYC
Last night I went to a SaveFashion event sponsored by Refinery29. Like “Save the Whales”, Save Fashion is dedicated to supporting and protecting the noblest and most preyed upon of creatures: the New York Fashion Designer. There was a bunch of complimentary Alize and Amstel Light and deep discounts on
Broke-Ass Porn: Happy Hour
Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn. It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired. If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought
The Church Key
I have the unfortunate distinction of having known Jason King for many, many years. I knew him when he was a long haired metal head who wore nothing but Pantera and Cannibal Corpse t-shirts. I was around for his brief and, dare I say, mediocre foray into motorcycle maintenance. Hell,
Bender’s
Since today’s feature is a haiku that Monica penned about the delicious yo-yo’s we always get at Bender’s, I figured I’d dig up my old zine and transcribe what I wrote about the bar before it got fire bombed. Here it is: Bender’s: 800 South Van Ness @ 19th St. Relatively
“Boozin’ and Tomfoolery” And Cheap Wowch
Big, galactic high-five to MyOpenBar (which I’m always ready to give) for listing tonight’s sarty (sale-party) of Wowch stuff at I Heart. I don’t actually care about the clothes, but the Wowch seems to be a legend. I’m not talking about whatever cultish fame he/she ( I don’t even know!)
$1 Beer and Free Comedy @ Underground
I went to this awesome comedy night last week. If this recap doesn’t stoke your fire you must be made out of diamonds, in which case I’ll pawn your ass. I’d be there again tonight, but I’m learning how to bartend in Queens from a Spainard who worked in Ibiza
Get Discounts @ Groupon with Collective Buying Power
I didn’t see that slight incline, scuffed my foot, and stumbled upon a website that has a featured discount everyday. The only problem is, the deal isn’t guaranteed. Other people (ugh) also have to get on board and commit to the deal, hence the name Groupon. Don’t worry though,
Get Some Satisfaction
Let me be clear, this is not a post about maximizing your response rate on Craigslist’s erotic services, which under new terms will probably be exactly the same, only with more thinly-guised code wordplay (“50 green roses for a mouth massage”). Nor is it about other accesible forms of literal