Eats

20 Sep 2018

Farewell and F*ck You, Michael Bauer

Corrupt and corporate San Francisco Chronicle food critic Michael Bauer has finally been put out to pasture, ending his way-too-long 32-year run as San Francisco’s shadiest restaurant reviewer. Bauer mailed it in for his final review last Friday, a four-star blowjob to the “reimagined Michael Mina” which has been there

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19 Sep 2018

Not Getting Great Restaurant Service? It Might be Your Fault.

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Guest Post by Lauren Volper I started my service career at sixteen years old. Seventeen years later, and I have since managed to spill coca-cola on Sigourney Weaver at a diner in

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12 Sep 2018

10 Great San Francisco Burgers for $10 or Below

Well it’s come to this. We’re finally at a point where San Francisco burgers are so expensive in that we need a list of the few that are actually $10 or below.

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05 Sep 2018

We wanna send you to see Jose Andres in discussion about how he fed Puerto Rico

In September 2017, Hurricane Maria wreaked havoc on the Caribbean mere weeks after Hurricane Irma swept through the islands. Puerto Rico was devastated, with the overall damages leaving millions without food or water and the largest power outage in American history. In José Andrés’ newest book, We Fed an Island: The

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05 Sep 2018

Free Scoop Alert at Frozen Kuhsterd!

Oh boy do I have a great deal for all you wonderful brokesters! The crew over at Frozen Kuhsterd on Haight Street has taken their imagination for flavor combinations to a new level. They jammed Lucky Charms and Jameson Whiskey into one delicious Irish stereotyped flavor. It’s the only 21+

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30 Aug 2018

SF’s Hidden Tiki Bar, with an incredible view

If you don’t already know about this place, you’ll never guess where it is.  Go ahead, guess.  Nope, that’s not it.  It’s not what you’re thinking, my hoa (‘hoa’ is ‘friend’ Hawaiian…I googled it).  This isn’t some new ‘secret’ tiki bar that just opened or an old classic way out in

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23 Aug 2018

A Huge List Of Things To Do If You’re Not Going To Burning Man 2018

Your friends’ Burning Man posts are already fricking relentless on Facebook, and you’re that sad-sack who’s not going. Well don’t trip! Turns out San Francisco and Oakland bars and stores are still open regular hours during Burning Man, and tons of wack events are scheduled in the Bay Area from

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16 Aug 2018

Bissap Baobab Owner Arrested in Trump Crackdown on Legal Immigrants

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM Update: The Marco Senghor Legal Defense Fund GoFundMe is now online and taking donations. The man who founded the Mission District cult-hit Senegalese restaurant Bissap Baobab is the latest victim of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration

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