05 Jun 2009

National Doughnut Day = FREE Krispy Kreme Donuts

The best doughnut related thing that comes to mind right now is a line from Vonnegut’s “Slapstick“, which he uses when someone not related to him in a newly devised artificial family structure for society asks him for help:  “Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut!” 

04 Jun 2009


I’m so hot on tips today its like a I’m blazing my own trail! If you’ve ever wanted to go to a restaurant, order an insane amount of food and then whisper the secret password to cut your bill in half, TONIGHT is the night! Luna Park in the Mission,

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04 Jun 2009

THIS JUST IN — Lunch at Kasa in the Castro for Just $7.95!

It may be because I’m craving Indian food like a motherfucker, or the fact that I’ve finally put my fat ass on a serious diet, but this deal from Kasa is too good to pass up. On weekdays between the hours of 11 a.m. and 4 p.m., you can pick

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28 May 2009

Pizza Party with Movie, Pizza, DJs in BK

This could be a shady, underhanded marketing ploy by Pepto Bismol, but it seems there is a big hoorah about pizza going on tonight out in BK.  I could have used a piece of pizza last night, but instead dripped sauce all over my jeans walking and eating a shitty

27 May 2009

Summer off to a rocky start? Shake your ass for free at Temple tonight!

Considering that I took the plunge yesterday and bought myself a shiny new Ipod Touch, I’m seriously scraping change from the bottom of my purse here. Today I’m heading out for an A’s game in Oakland ‘” $2 seats, baby! ‘” and if you want to read about the hilarity

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25 May 2009

FREE Virgil’s Ribs in Times Square

You couldn’t pay me money to go to Times Square today.  Actually, you could.  I will do anything for money.  ANYTHING!   However, I would feel more compelled and less indebted if I were lured to this godless place by free ribs, which is exactly what Virgil’s is offering when the

24 May 2009

Spice things up South American Style–Carnaval 2009!

The dull cold weekend is wrapping up, and you’re probably still hung over from Kelly’s fine work over at Dolores Park yesterday. Since you can’t be in South America like Stu, I’ll still give your broke-asses a free awesome travel tip ‘” most of you without having to leave your

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22 May 2009

Memorial Day Weekend in NYC

Last night I went to a SaveFashion event sponsored by Refinery29. Like “Save the Whales”,  Save Fashion is dedicated to supporting and protecting the noblest and most preyed upon  of creatures: the New York Fashion Designer. There was a bunch of  complimentary Alize and Amstel Light and deep discounts on

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