Arts and Culture
Look ma I’m on TV!
Ever wonder what kind of nonsense bubbles out of my mouth when asked a series of questions? Wonder no longer! Below is part 1 and 2 of an interview I did on Christina Marie TV, a local SF show. Enjoy and feel free to leave snarky comments below. It’s what

May Day Bock Party: FREE Beer and Humans Dressed as Animals
If you’ve chosen a secular holiday that celebrates the accomplishments of the labour movement over Derby debauchery, you are a better person than I, and should thusly be rewarded with free drink and board. For that, check out Brouwerij Lane in Brooklyn. There won’t be any horse, but some people

Open Bar, Live Music, and Hip-Hop Photography…um, Yes Please.
For those that made it to the recent Fuck the Recession Party or the release party for my SF book, you’ll remember the inimitable Richie Cunning. He blows me away every time I see him play, so I’ve kinda taken up stalking him. It’s nothing too crazy, I’m not like driving by his

Steaming Pile of Kentucy Derby Parties
In 1970, Scanlans ran a the first piece of Gonzo jouralism about the Kentucky Derby titled “Decadent and Depraved” by Hunter S. Thompson. Even when I read it a few years ago, the strange mixture of the crowd’s high society posturing and lewd, whiskey swilling conduct made a powerful impression.

Free, Stylish T-Shirts for everyone — Gama-Go Store Opening Party
Gama-Go, one of the awesome local brands that we should be proud of in SF, is finally opening their own flagship storefront. You have probably seen their fashions at Giant Robot, Kinokuniya and other boutiques around the city. They’re usually infested with cartoon Yeti’s, smoking birds and owls ‘” and

Shake what ya mama gave ya, gracefully — FREE Dance classes at ODC!
My mother used to always call me “Grace” and for the longest time, I tried to get rid of the nickname. My clumsy, goofy nature used to amuse my mother to no end, and she often told my teachers that I was born with the “concentration of a fly and

Three Stooges Mini Marathon Tonight!
As always, my main man Johnny Funcheap has the scoop on a killer event. The Castro Theatre recently started doing “Five Buck Tuesdays” which is where (you guessed it) you get to see classic films for $5. All day long, a seat in San Francisco’s most beautiful and historic movie

FREE Networking/$3 Drinks for Digitally Savvy @ Le Poisson Rouge
I haven’t had a chance to go to Le Poisson Rouge, but I really want to. I don’t really know why. I think there is just an ambient buzz that you feel; like when you walk into a house and you just KNOW the VCR is on even though the