Comedy

10 Dec 2015

Elf on the Shelf Moves to San Francisco

We wondered what it would be like for a young and plucky Elf to try and make it in modern day San Francisco. So, meet Chad, an ambitious Elf who moves to ‘the big city’ to seek his fortune.

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
30 Nov 2015

49er Fans Fly Sky Banner Asking Team Owner Jed York to Leave

We’re calling it the most polite ‘smack talk’ in sports ball history.  49ers fans (Graham Grealish, Mark Scannell, Conor McGuire) to name a few, started a GoFundMe.com campaign to call out 49ers owner Jed York for doing a terrible job as owner and CEO of the San Francisco 49ers.  Their crowd funded banner flew over Levi’s

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
18 Nov 2015

Meet Me in the Bathroom and Tell Me All Your Secrets

On a humid night in NYC, all the young, beautiful Brooklyn children who had grown bored with playing indoor bocce or taking pensive fireplace selfies wandered down to a dimly lit basement bar. With a cold drink in every hand and a hot butt in every folding chair, they waited

Allyson Wolff, Future Multi-Thousandaire 0
16 Nov 2015

9 Greatest SF Love Stories: Part 1

Some of the best SF love stories from SOULS of San Francisco. Learn more about the project HERE. “We’ve been married 53 years. We got 8 children, all girls. 23 grandbabies, they’re all grown.” “That’s amazing! How do you make it last?” “Hold on to her hand, and never let

Dijon - Urban Mystic 0
09 Oct 2015

Last-Ever ‘Go Deep!’ Lube Wrestling Tonight at Red Hots Burlesque

A slippery, slidey, sexy institution takes its final bow tonight, as the beloved all-girl lube wrestling event Go Deep! has it’s final installment this evening at BeatBox. For five years, Dottie Lux’s Go Deep! has presented the finest in queer ladies lube wrestling, and tonight’s lube wrestling finale gets down

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
06 Oct 2015

The 5 Worst Types of Roommates

Having a good roommate means avoiding the bad ones. Nearly everyone has a roommate nightmare story. From the ‘drug addict’ to the ‘Single White Female’ we’ve got you covered

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
02 Oct 2015

BAS Folsom 2015 In Pictures! (NSFW)

Folsom 2015, as the interwebs predicted, the city is just a box glazed old-fashioneds in search of an emergency pastry chef. As the denizens of the Barbary Coast resume solid food diets and start to emerge from the week- long coma just in time for Castro Street Fair, Hardly Strictly this weekend, and Fleet Week and Italian Heritage Day next weekend. SWEET FUCKING CHRIST, SAN PANCHO!

Stephen Torres - Threadbare-Fact Finder (Editor, San Francisco) 0
30 Sep 2015

SF Music Video Making Fun of Hipsters

Rapper Cozmost releases music video that lampoons hipster culture and a gentrified San Francisco

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0