Comedy
Win FREE Tickets to CTFU! Comedy Night @ Yoshi’s Oakland!
CTFU! Comedy Night feat. Mario Hodge w/ special guests Shea Suga, Chris Riggins, Jay Rich, Ricco Da Great & Teffany Malone. Hosted by Kirk McHenry. Saturday, July 25th @ Yoshi’s Oakland | 10pm
10 Best Clowns To Have Sex With in San Francisco
The person who wrote this had a real funny bone. And some deep seated emotional issues. This is probably the most twisted thing we’ve ever published…
10 Life Lessons I Learned from Musicals
For not being a real actress or singer (I just annoy people by singing the songs in my head and re-creating dramatic scenes from Star Wars), I have an oddly extensive knowledge of musical theater. No, this is not a pissing contest, I know you also love Cats. I simply
A Man & His Bidet: A Coming of Age Story
This post is sponsored by the fine folks at Brondell. The San Francisco company that makes the best bidets in the business. This is a tale of love, betrayal and ultimate glory. Our (not-so) young, but certainly broke and beautiful Knight, Sir Stuart, embarks on a journey to discover himself
10 Worst Burritos In San Francisco
Yeah we went there, we tracked down the 10 worst places to get a burrito in San Francisco. Hours worth of data collection, dozens of interviews with food experts and drunks allowed us to compile the totally unbiased, indisputable, MASTER LIST of the absolute worst burritos in San Francisco CA city limits. Nate Silver, Anna Maria Barry-Jester, and Five Thirty Eight…eat your hearts out.
10 Cheap Ways to Cure A Hangover
Ok…so the deed is done. You’ve heard all the ways to avoid getting too sick before and while drinking alcohol, and you’ve fucked them all up. You haven’t eaten anything, the only water you drank all day is the backwash you accidentally swallowed from your toothpaste, and all you’ve been
What People in Europe Say About San Francisco
I’ll admit it, I totally use the fact that I briefly lived in San Francisco to sound cooler (seems impossible, seeing my level of coolness, right? WRONG). I’m also willing to bet that if you ever make the stupid mistake of leaving the Bay Area, you will too. In Europe
9 Best Places to Smoke Pot in San Francisco
There are few American cities where you can smoke pot as casually and without consequence as in San Francisco. You can get away with smoking weed pretty much anywhere in our fair City, regardless of police proximity.