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Bay Area Voter Turnout above 80% in all 9 Counties
Bay Area Voter Turnout for the latest 2020 presidential election was above 80% in all 9 Counties. To put that in perspective, the projected voter turnout for all of the USA is around 68%. San Francisco County saw historic numbers with an 86.23% turnout, a number that has not been
SF Woman Jailed in Maui for not Quarantining After Arrival
“Please remember, even in paradise, there is Covid-19,” Maui Police said in a statement.
How the Vallejo Police Department Became the Most Violent in the Bay Area
This statement may surprise you, but Vallejo was fucked up before the San Francisco Chronicle and The New Yorker told you it was. Before recent reporting began talking about the Vallejo Police Department’s ‘murder clique’, Vallejo suffered an insanely high rate of police misconduct and killings. While media attention and
Dolly Parton Helped Create The COVID-19 Vaccine
The Dolly Parton COVID-19 Research Fund is a thing that actually exists, as Dolly shelled out $1 million of her own money in April to help find a cure. Dolly’s bet on a team of scientists at Vanderbilt University paid off with a jackpot, as CNN reports that Dolly Parton’s
Horny Pope Hits ‘Like’ On Sexy Butt Pic, Vatican In Uproar
We’ve always thought Pope Francis was a pretty cool pope, what with his support of same-sex civil unions and his frequent railing against capitalism. But now we know the Pope is an Ass Man too, as the Daily Mail reports that Pope Francis clicked like on a Brazilian model’s ass
Who Becomes Mayor If London Breed Joins The Biden Administration?
Just after Joe Biden was elected president, rumors began swirling that SF mayor London Breed might be offered a position in the Biden administration. Breed did not rule it out in an interview with KQED, choosing her words very carefully. On top of that, it’s widely reported that Breed is
Half Of Trump’s Tweets Flagged As False In The Last 24 Hours
Thoroughly defeated president Donald Trump has still not conceded that he lost the election. But he is setting new records for flagged, “This claim is disputed” posts on Twitter. “DEAD PEOPLE VOTED” https://t.co/y6WRvCBykc — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 17, 2020 A review by the Broke-Ass Stuart Doomscrolling Investigative I-Team
Are Restaurant Workers Really Essential?
Covid-19 is sweeping across the country as steadily as the scent of weed blows across an Applebee’s parking lot, and more and more employees are having to put themselves at risk to go to their essential jobs. Over the last few months, the definition of an essential worker has turned
