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Horny Pope Hits ‘Like’ On Sexy Butt Pic, Vatican In Uproar
We’ve always thought Pope Francis was a pretty cool pope, what with his support of same-sex civil unions and his frequent railing against capitalism. But now we know the Pope is an Ass Man too, as the Daily Mail reports that Pope Francis clicked like on a Brazilian model’s ass
Who Becomes Mayor If London Breed Joins The Biden Administration?
Just after Joe Biden was elected president, rumors began swirling that SF mayor London Breed might be offered a position in the Biden administration. Breed did not rule it out in an interview with KQED, choosing her words very carefully. On top of that, it’s widely reported that Breed is
Half Of Trump’s Tweets Flagged As False In The Last 24 Hours
Thoroughly defeated president Donald Trump has still not conceded that he lost the election. But he is setting new records for flagged, “This claim is disputed” posts on Twitter. “DEAD PEOPLE VOTED” https://t.co/y6WRvCBykc — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 17, 2020 A review by the Broke-Ass Stuart Doomscrolling Investigative I-Team
Are Restaurant Workers Really Essential?
Covid-19 is sweeping across the country as steadily as the scent of weed blows across an Applebee’s parking lot, and more and more employees are having to put themselves at risk to go to their essential jobs. Over the last few months, the definition of an essential worker has turned
We Can’t Go Back to MySpace Because We Suck
It was the year Google bought YouTube, the same year then Vice President Dick Cheney shot a lawyer in the face during a hunting accident, the year Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray. “The Da Vinci Code” and “Cars” were raking it in at the box office and “Borat”
Two Weeks After Election, Trump Refuses to Concede As Giuliani Takes Madman Routine to Court
Tuesday marks 14 days since the Nov. 3 election when the nation overwhelmingly chose to seat President-Elect Joe Biden, but the reality has failed to set in for ousted President Donald J. Trump and his most ferocious supporters. In a rare moment of blissful silence, Trump hadn’t yet used his
101 Year Old Tosca Cafe Has Reopened
Back in the day Tosca was part of what I called “The Holy Trinity of San Francisco Bars”. Along with Specs‘ and Vesuvio, Tosca represented the funky old North Beach bohemian scene that was part of what made San Francisco special. Then in 2012 it was announced that, due to
Where to Get Free COVID Testing in San Francisco
If you’ve seen the news, you know things are getting pretty dire. COVID is spiking all over the country and even though San Francisco has done a great job of keeping rates down so far, we’ve had to roll back indoor dining. Luckily there is Free COVID Testing in San