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30 Oct 2014

Last Minute DIY Halloween Costumes for Your Dog

OMG, my person has done it again. Fact: The only thing better than a dog, is one in costume. Unfortunately, they don’t always agree. Couple this with the fact that store-bought, pet costumes are often expensive, it makes sense to make your own. Here are some super easy, DIY Halloween costumes

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21 Oct 2014

How to Buy Drugs in NYC WITHOUT a Connection

I recently attended the BAS party at Dardy’s Bar in Brooklyn. While there I attempted, unsuccessfully, to buy weed (if you are in California the BAS Cannabis Club will deliver it to your door and in NY you can learn how to get medical marijuana right here.). Certain attendees were

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07 Oct 2014

Win Tickets to the completely haunted Great Star Theater for SPOOKEASY

The historic Great Star Theater in Chinatown opened in 1926 and remains completely haunted to this day. WIN FREE TIX to their haunted vaudeville spectacular Spookeasy this Halloween weekend as we highlight the Great Star Theater, formerly a premiere vaudeville destination but long since condemned for “excessive haunting and supernatural

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30 Sep 2014

Funny Translations of Tech News

Just because you get the news about all the wonderful things happening in technology, doesn’t mean you know what the fuck it means. Luckily, we break it down for you, in a hilarious manner, so your friends think you’re smart and know stuff. The Tech News:  Tim Ferriss has received

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12 Sep 2014

Apple Stops ‘Thinking Different’ and Starts ‘Thinking Bigger’ with iPhone 6

“Bigger than bigger” is Apple’s new iPhone 6 slogan. One can almost hear a bro-programmer say “That’s like…BIGGER SQUARED!  BIGGER to the fourth power…BRO!” But when calmer heads prevail we see a play on words, ie “bigger” in terms of literal size “my Hummer is bigger than your Prius” and then there’s conceptually “bigger”

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11 Sep 2014

Why You Should NOT Buy an iPhone 6

There is a new iPhone out, for no better reason than it is September and Apple puts out a new iPhone every September regardless…

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04 Sep 2014

Win Tickets to 3 Shows @ Neck of the Woods

  Balanced Breakfast Presents three resident shows (on three different dates) that you’re gonna want to check out. Luckily, four of you mofos will get a chance to do that by entering our giveaway!    

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18 Aug 2014

Win Tickets To See: Sharon Jones + The Dap Kings

  “While many artists have come and gone, why have Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings only continued to grow steadily in popularity around the world? How can they continue to sell-out huge theaters, headline festivals, and sell hundreds of thousands of records year after year with neither major label support

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