SF Bay Area

01 Apr 2025

Donald Trump Is Moving to San Francisco

While Donald Trump hates the people in San Francisco, he likes the money and the land, so in a twist so shocking it would make M Night Shyamalan cum in his pants, Donald has decided to move to San Francisco. If you think Trump is moving into a luxury high

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27 Mar 2025

Frankenstein: A Lovely, Exciting, Murderous Dance in San Francisco

On the massive front curtain above the stage, drapped a painting of an anatomical human skull. Then animations from an invisible hand began scribbling arcane medical annotations. Inside the skull a ghostly, ephemeral, storm cloud swirls, and congeals in the shape of a human brain…and as the orchestra began its

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27 Mar 2025

Paint the City Orange and Black, It’s Opening Day SF

It’s that time of the year again, San Francisco! Baseball season is here. The bats start cracking in Cincinnati, so walk your dogs early. Shut your laptop, and if you serve beers, let’s go. It has been an inspiring spring down in Scottsdale. The left side of the infield is

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27 Mar 2025

William Kentridge’s Surreal, fascinating, Multimedia, Opera at Cal Performances

William Kentridge’s multimedia chamber opera, The Great Yes, The Great No, explores the intersection of the Négritude and Surrealist movements, featuring the stories of anti-colonial refugees on the oceanliner Capitaine Paul Lemerle.

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25 Mar 2025

Meet Ian The Meow, The Cat That Reminds San Francisco to “Be Nice.”

Ian The Meow is a cute cat who regularly walks around San Francisco, reminding passersby to “be nice” and is also a street artist and mental health advocate dedicated to spreading kindness through their work.

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25 Mar 2025

Why You Should Protest In Rich Neighborhoods

Protests and riots in low-income neighborhoods tend to be ignored by America’s decision makers, while protests in affluent areas could potentially lead to change by forcing the wealthy to acknowledge demands.

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24 Mar 2025

Five Muni Lines Could Get The Snip

SFMTA is considering service rollbacks on five Muni bus lines, citing a drop in profits, which would affect thousands of riders and exacerbate downtown’s ghost-town reputation.

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20 Mar 2025

‘Nobody Loves You’ is Dark & Hilarious at A.C.T.

Nobody Loves You, a new musical at A.C.T.’s Toni Rembe Theater, satirizes reality TV dating shows and explores the fallacy of the system of perceived reality.

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