Broke-Ass of the Week – Missionite Scott M.
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not.
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This week’s broke-ass is a San Francisco Missionite who frequents Bender’s and Elbo Room, but don’t make the mistake of calling him a hipster (see last question below) or he’ll cut you. When he’s not cheering on the A’s (blasphemy!) or dominating at the Chipotle Challenge (four burritos in 25 minutes, yo), he’s making up and copyrighting new and slightly creepy words, like the answer to his favorite FREE thing to do. Check out the guy who’s too awesome to give a full last name:
Name: Scott M.
Occupation: PPC Consultant
What neighborhood do you live in?: Mission
What are you listening to these days?: Amberlances
Best money saving tip: Elbo Room $3 well drink happy hour til 9pm EVERY DAY
What do you refuse to spend money on?: Ballpark food and Drink
Most expensive thing you’ve ever bought: 73-inch HDTV
How’d that feel?: ORGASMIC
Favorite cheap eat: $5 veggie burrito at Cancun
Favorite dive bar: Bender’s
Best deal you’ve ever gotten: Anything at In-N-Out.
Favorite free thing to do: Binge on free samples at Costco.
If you woke up a millionaire, what’s the first thing you’d buy?: Eggs Benedict.
Despite not having money, do you still love your life?: Fuck yeah.
Do you own my book?: My previous roommate does, so yes?
Best hangover cure: Sleep.
Are you a hipster?: No. I hate them. Sorry.