Broke-Ass of the Week

Broke-Ass of the Week – Missionite Scott M.

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Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not.

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This week’s broke-ass is a San Francisco Missionite who frequents Bender’s and Elbo Room, but don’t make the mistake of calling him a hipster (see last question below) or he’ll cut you. When he’s not cheering on the A’s (blasphemy!) or dominating at the Chipotle Challenge (four burritos in 25 minutes, yo), he’s making up and copyrighting new and slightly creepy words, like the answer to his favorite FREE thing to do. Check out the guy who’s too awesome to give a full last name:

Name: Scott M.

Age: 28

Occupation: PPC Consultant

What neighborhood do you live in?: Mission

What are you listening to these days?: Amberlances

Best money saving tip: Elbo Room $3 well drink happy hour til 9pm EVERY DAY

What do you refuse to spend money on?: Ballpark food and Drink

Most expensive thing you’ve ever bought: 73-inch HDTV

How’d that feel?: ORGASMIC

Favorite cheap eat: $5 veggie burrito at Cancun

Favorite dive bar: Bender’s

Best deal you’ve ever gotten: Anything at In-N-Out.

Favorite free thing to do: Binge on free samples at Costco.

If you woke up a millionaire, what’s the first thing you’d buy?: Eggs Benedict.

Despite not having money, do you still love your life?: Fuck yeah.

Do you own my book?: My previous roommate does, so yes?

Best hangover cure: Sleep.

Are you a hipster?: No. I hate them. Sorry.

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When Christy announced she was leaving her family's Southern California home and moving to San Francisco, her mom said, "Have fun in that den of sin." This is the only (however sarcastic) advice Christy has ever taken from her mom, who also told her to join eharmony.com and cover her eyes during sex scenes in movies. Christy puts her creative writing degree to good use by locating the typos on Chinese food menus and spends most of her time challenging friends to all-you-can-eat contests and trying to get that one bartender at Zeitgeist to smile.