25 Best Lazy Halloween Costumes

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Halloween is almost here and many of you are starting to think about costume ideas.  If you’re broke, enjoy puns, or if you’re simply a very lazy person, here are some incredible DIY, last-minute lazy Halloween costume ideas to run with.  Enjoy responsibly.

 Ginger Bread Man

Super Cute


Truly, truly lazy


The Black Eyed P’s…

Iron Man

All you need is a lot of coloring paper and no shame

An Xbox


Crazy but effective?

A Bummer

WARNING: This guy will bum everyone out at the party

Uncomfortable but inexpensive

Oh Wow

No Comment

We Can Do It!

Any John Krasinski Costume:

3 Hole Punch


Or Dwight


Toilet Paper Mummy

This Bummer

 Brawny Man


Deviled Egg

Spice Rack

This guy is currently single

Not so Super Hero

Risky Business

When Life Gives You Lemons…

Make lemonade this Halloween!  See ya’ll out there!

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