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How To Watch The Hunky Jesus Contest Online And Other Rad Livestreams

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The Hunky Jesus Contest is happening online for Easter Sunday, and a whole bunch of your other favorite weekly events and parties are providing online streaming alternatives too. There are gobs of Bay Area artists creating awesome streaming content and putting on shows this weekend, we’ve listed a shit-ton of shut-in live internet events going off online.

Some of these are live events, others are archived and available on demand. All times listed are Pacific Time, but here are your best opportunities to log on and get off to forget your shelter-in-place blues.

THURSDAY, APRIL 9

Kinky Salon Live with Mz K (1pm)

The Kinky Salon presents: LOVE in the time of CORONA project has an everyday Facebook Live Chat Show “where Kinky Salon artists entertain, titillate, and educate you while you shelter in place.” Today Polly Superstar welcomes Ms K to talk “Pilates, Pole and Floorwork Consultations.” [Kinky Salon live on Facebook]

Mental Health Comedy Hour presented by Strut! (7-9pm)

Wonder Dave welcomes Kristee Ono and a whole bunch of other extremely funny individuals in an online benefit for Strut SF. It ‘s asked that you reserve a spot in advance for this show. [Mental Health Comedy Hour on Facebook]

Dolly Parton’s ‘Goodnight With Dolly’ (4pm and On Demand afterward) 

National treasure Dolly Parton is reading children’s bedtime stories, and while 4pm Pacific is not exactly bedtime, time is now a meaningless concept and you might already be drunk. This week Dolly is reading “Coat of Many Colors.” [Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library]

Golden Girls LIVE! A Christmas Episode: “It’s a Miserable Life” (All Day)

The Oasis’ drag enactment of ‘Golden Girls Live!” will be available on the Oasis TV YouTube channel for the remainder of Thursday. [Oasis TV on YouTube]

Bootie Mashup: Living Room Boom with DJ Tyme (6-8pm)

With DJ Tyme onboard, Bootie SF presents an “interactive multi-platform living room dance party.” [Bootie Mashup on Twitch]

FRIDAY, APRIL 10

Burlesquerpiece Theatre 2: Electric Boogaloo! 

Hubba Hubba Revue is back! “Alistair Kingfish” will put the T&A in PBS with more than a dozen Hubba Hubba honeys with the full-fledged Friday night burlesque show Burlesquerpiece Theatre 2: Electric Boogaloo! It’s free, but consider showing some hubba love to the Hubba Hubba Revue Patreon and the DNA Lounge Patreon. Or buy pizza and booze from DNA Pizza!  [DNA Lounge]

Kinky Salon Live with Sgt Die Wies (1pm)

The Kinky Salon presents: LOVE in the time of CORONA project has an everyday Facebook Live Chat Show “where Kinky Salon artists entertain, titillate, and educate you while you shelter in place.” Today Polly Superstar welcomes Sgt Die Wies to talk “Bass Guitar Lessons, Drag King Makeup, Headpiece Tutorials.” [Kinky Salon live on Facebook]

Drag Queen BINGO (8pm)

Get your bingo card online as “Drag Queens log in and go Live” as they “play a few rounds, crack a few jokes and do some sensational drag performances. When someone wins, they’ll type BINGO and screenshot the winning card. Once checked, they are declared a winner and fabulous prizes are won.” You do need to reserve a spot in advance. [The Battery on Facebook]

Bootie Mashup: Friday Night Live with DJ Tripp (8pm-2am)

Mashup Talk with Adriana A kicks off at 8pm, and then from 9pm onward, “It’s a Bootie Mashup party, as we livestream a live DJ set direct to you! And following the set, it’s The Tyme Hole, a drunken afterhours hangout with Doug.” [Bootie Mashup on Twitch]

Max Chanowitz: Jazz Banshee (6pm)

Via the PianoFight Virtual Venue: “Max Chanowitz continues his regular weekly Friday Happy Hour set on PianoFight’s (digital) cabaret stage playing classics, originals, and a few spicy video game theme song covers.” [PianoFight on Facebook]

Tiny Dorm Concert: Brass Night (5pm)

The SF Conservatory of Music is putting on “Short and Suite” concerts every night of shelter-in-place. Tonight it’s Brass Night, baby! [SF Conservatory of Music]

Image: Space Cowboys via Facebook

SATURDAY, APRIL 11

Space Cowboys LIVEcast v4.0 feat. Lee Coombs (5:30-Midnight)

The Space Cowboys’ Saturday dance parties have “raised over a $11K combined for 3 different charities and funds for COVID-19 relief. This week’s romper romp features headliner Lee Coombs and is a fundraiser for No Kid Hungry. [Space Cowboys on Twitch]

Brass Tax EasterWeen! Party in Place (5pm)

You hook your audio up through the Brass Tax Mxlr feed and the video via Zoom, then shake your rump and watch the Brass Tax crowd shine. [Brass Tax]

Kinky Salon Live with Tana the Tattooed Lady (1pm)

The Kinky Salon presents: LOVE in the time of CORONA project has an everyday Facebook Live Chat Show “where Kinky Salon artists entertain, titillate, and educate you while you shelter in place.” Today Polly Superstar welcomes Tana the Tattooed Lady to talk “Tarot Readings, Private Performances.” [Kinky Salon live on Facebook]

The Stud’s Drag Alive- Online #2 (7pm)

VivvyAnne ForeverMORE and Jillian Gnarling will “travel from SF to NY to Zurich and back- peak into the homes and sordid lives of some of your favorite weirdos queerdos and queens. Expect technical difficulties! Aren’t we all just a little bit under construction?” [Drag Alive on Twitch]

Bootie Mashup Party on Second Life (6-9pm)

Bootie Mashup rocks the virtual Second Life world in a shut-in substitute for the normal Saturday night Bootie party. [Bootie Mashup on Second Life]

Bootie Mashup Party-In-Place Webcast (10pm-1am)

On the DNA Lounge website, “Bootie Mashup is still happening every Saturday night! Mashups for your lockdown!” [DNA Lounge] 

Remember, DNA Pizza is still open for delivery, plus they deliver alcohol, including their house brand of handcrafted, small-batch DNA Lounge vodka, rum and gin! You can also help support the DNA Lounge Patreon or the DNA Lounge donation page.

Matt Bolton: Live Solo Looping (6pm)

Describing himself as a “one-man-band show using live-on-the-spot created loops and technology to combine guitar, drums, bass sounds, keyboards, synth, harmonica, mic and live vocal sounds,” Matt Bolton will perform Tom Petty’s “Wildflowers” in full on Saturday night. [Pianofight]

SUNDAY, APRIL 12

Hunky Jesus Contest 2020 (All Day)

The Good News is you can still spend Easter Sunday watching sexy shirtless bearded men doing hot messiah roleplay. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence will hold the 2020 Hunky Jesus and Foxy Mary contests as online-only competitions. And the winners will be chosen by you, the thirsty masses, in an Easter Sunday contest on Instagram! [Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on Instagram]

Kinky Salon Live with Trice Be (1pm)

The Kinky Salon presents: LOVE in the time of CORONA project has an everyday Facebook Live Chat Show “where Kinky Salon artists entertain, titillate, and educate you while you shelter in place.” Today Polly Superstar welcomes Trice Be to talk “Tarot Readings, Private Performances.” [Kinky Salon live on Facebook]

Jesus Christ Superstar with John Legend (8pm)

NBC is replaying the 2018 live Jesus Christ Superstar with John Legend and Alice Cooper, but it is actually two years old and you can watch it on demand anytime. [Broadway World]

The Pope Performs Easter Sunday Mass (2am and and On Demand afterward) 

Jesus goddamn Christ, even a complete atheist like me is completely spellbound by the sight of Pope Francis saying mass by himself in a completely empty St. Peter’s Basilica. The best is when it starts pouring down rain, and that fucker just keeps going, it’s mesmerizing. [The Vatican Youtube Channel]  

Coffee, Cat, & Mashups 

DJ Lobsterdust spins a live Sunday afternoon set. [Bootie Mashup on Twitch]

MONDAY, APRIL 13

Death Guild Live from DNA Lounge (9:30 pm)

Death Guild is doing a video webcast-only DJ set every Monday night set at their usual time of 9:30 pm at DNALounge.com. You can also catch the previous Death Guild, plus the club’s last two weeks’ worth of events via the DNA Lounge audio streaming archives. [DNALounge.com]

Remember, DNA Pizza is still open for delivery, plus they deliver alcohol, including their house brand of handcrafted, small-batch DNA Lounge vodka, rum and gin! You can also help support the DNA Lounge Patreon or the DNA Lounge donation page.

Kinky Salon Live with Steph J AKA Freddie Faux-Tee (1pm)

The Kinky Salon presents: LOVE in the time of CORONA project has an everyday Facebook Live Chat Show “where Kinky Salon artists entertain, titillate, and educate you while you shelter in place.” Today Polly Superstar welcomes Steph J AKA Freddie Faux-Tee to talk “Gyrotonics/ Cardio Barre Facetime Sessions.” [Kinky Salon live on Facebook]

 

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